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Seth Abramson started GOP bingo game and it's hilarious. (Original Post)
dewsgirl
Dec 2019
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Hermit-The-Prog
(33,412 posts)1. text and link ...
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1207423317579370500.html
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Seth Abramson
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36 minutes ago, 7 tweets, 2 min read
(BINGO CARD THREAD) Impeachment is serious; the "debate" happening right now isn't. So in this thread are three bingo cards you can use to track fake GOP outrage over the final {*checks watch*} 1,032 minutes of "debate." There are three cards in total, I hope you'll pass them on.
GOP outrage bingo card #1 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "63 million American voters"
2️⃣ "duly elected president"
3️⃣ "because you hate him"
4️⃣ "you're just upset about 2016"
5️⃣ "since the day he was elected"
6️⃣ "did nothing wrong"
7️⃣ "voters will remember"
8️⃣ "no crime"
9️⃣ "dark/sad day"
GOP outrage bingo card #2 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "Obama gave them blankets"
2️⃣ "they got the aid"
3️⃣ "Zelensky himself said"
4️⃣ "because you hate his policies"
5️⃣ "denied him due process"
6️⃣ "hoax/sham"
7️⃣ "harms/stains the reputation of the House"
8️⃣ "undo an election"
9️⃣ "shame on you"
GOP outrage bingo card #3 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "cheapening impeachment"
2️⃣ "they never started an investigation"
3️⃣ "if we don't impeach him, he'll be re-relected"
4️⃣ "hearsay"
5️⃣ "no quid pro quo"
6️⃣ "highly partisan"
7️⃣ "heavy heart"
8️⃣ "you're just mad"
9️⃣ "no fact witnesses"
You'll note that I haven't put on any of the three bingo cards ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCE, as you can't find in any of the statements from House Republicans ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCEpresumably because it's so damning, shocking, and clearly worthy of a YES vote on impeachment.
PS/ Yes, Trump was compared to Jesus but I ain't putting it on a card
PS2/ For those noting that I missed "impeachment charade," you're 100% right, I did; players can swap out "heavy heart" for "impeachment charade" if they wish
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36 minutes ago, 7 tweets, 2 min read
(BINGO CARD THREAD) Impeachment is serious; the "debate" happening right now isn't. So in this thread are three bingo cards you can use to track fake GOP outrage over the final {*checks watch*} 1,032 minutes of "debate." There are three cards in total, I hope you'll pass them on.
GOP outrage bingo card #1 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "63 million American voters"
2️⃣ "duly elected president"
3️⃣ "because you hate him"
4️⃣ "you're just upset about 2016"
5️⃣ "since the day he was elected"
6️⃣ "did nothing wrong"
7️⃣ "voters will remember"
8️⃣ "no crime"
9️⃣ "dark/sad day"
GOP outrage bingo card #2 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "Obama gave them blankets"
2️⃣ "they got the aid"
3️⃣ "Zelensky himself said"
4️⃣ "because you hate his policies"
5️⃣ "denied him due process"
6️⃣ "hoax/sham"
7️⃣ "harms/stains the reputation of the House"
8️⃣ "undo an election"
9️⃣ "shame on you"
GOP outrage bingo card #3 (pick 3):
1️⃣ "cheapening impeachment"
2️⃣ "they never started an investigation"
3️⃣ "if we don't impeach him, he'll be re-relected"
4️⃣ "hearsay"
5️⃣ "no quid pro quo"
6️⃣ "highly partisan"
7️⃣ "heavy heart"
8️⃣ "you're just mad"
9️⃣ "no fact witnesses"
You'll note that I haven't put on any of the three bingo cards ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCE, as you can't find in any of the statements from House Republicans ANY MENTION OF THE EVIDENCEpresumably because it's so damning, shocking, and clearly worthy of a YES vote on impeachment.
PS/ Yes, Trump was compared to Jesus but I ain't putting it on a card
PS2/ For those noting that I missed "impeachment charade," you're 100% right, I did; players can swap out "heavy heart" for "impeachment charade" if they wish
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)2. Thank you, I don't think I could do this from my phone, if I
tried.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,412 posts)3. thank -you-
People could yell, "GOP Bingo!" after every other GOPer speaks on the floor. They all say the same things, over and over.
I just 'select[ed] all', 'copy', 'paste', and then deleted all the crap above and below the relevant text. My phone's not even smart enough to connect to the Internet, so I wouldn't know how to even read on here via phone.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)4. LOL...the first round I played I got a BINGO all from the
same guy.
I'll have to play with it, i only figured out the tweets a couple months ago
RainCaster
(10,913 posts)5. Missing: witch hunt, Benghazi, her emails, fake news
More standard GOP replies to any question.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,412 posts)6. those would be bonus spots
Should be a special, immediate win for hearing, "Hillary Clinton". One GOPer earlier did blame Hillary for the impeachment.
RainCaster
(10,913 posts)7. "Witch Hunt" would be deadly if this is a drinking game.