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mellow

(76 posts)
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 11:49 AM Dec 2019

The boy who bit sheep and cried wolf

Last edited Sun Dec 15, 2019, 06:51 PM - Edit history (1)

Once upon a time there was a boy who bit sheep.

"Wolf!" the boy cried, when shepherds saw the toothmarks.

The town sheriff investigated. He talked to a wolf biologist. She told him there were no wolves in the area, and the bite marks were human anyway. He talked to an eyewitness. He talked to a dentist, who provided a cast of the boy's teeth. He obtained the boy's diary, in which was written "I like biting sheep."

The sheriff made his report. "The boy has been biting your sheep," he told the shepherds. "There's something seriously wrong with that boy."

Reynard, the fox, did not like this. The boy had been letting him bite the sheep too. If the townsfolk knew about the boy, there'd be no more sheep chewing for Reynard.

"The boy is not biting sheep," the fox told townsfolk. "But if he were, there'd be nothing wrong with it."

"The real story," the fox added, "is the unfair investigation by the sheriff. He hates the town. He's part of the deep township."

Some townsfolk believed the fox's news.

"The sheriff is just angry!" they shouted. "Angry, angry, ANGRY!"

They gathered their pitchforks and ran the sheriff out of town.

Then the boy started biting other children.

"The boy is not biting other children," the fox told townsfolk. "That’s fake news.”

“But,” the fox added, “If he were, there'd be nothing wrong with it."

The boy learned that he could bite newcomers to the town.

"The boy is not biting newcomers," the fox told townsfolk. "But if he were, there’d be nothing wrong with it. It would be their own fault, for coming to our town."

The boy began biting more people. Still some townsfolk listened to the fox. They believed in the boy.

Bite marks became common. Townsfolk could see their neighbors’ injuries.

“Your neighbors bit themselves,” the fox told his followers. “They’re crisis actors. They don’t love the town.”

Now the boy who bit sheep and cried wolf is mayor. And now neighbor hates neighbor. And now we all have bite marks.

EDIT

I am truly humbled by all the recs.

Comments below suggest that this is effective and should be shared. Please feel free to copy, modify and repost as desired. I offer it under the Creative Commons Attribution license. A few more eyes opened in 2020 may be sufficient.

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The boy who bit sheep and cried wolf (Original Post) mellow Dec 2019 OP
Brilliant! frogmarch Dec 2019 #1
You made that up?? That's pretty damn good I do declare. nt UniteFightBack Dec 2019 #2
It's my writing, but it kind of just flowed through me ... mellow Dec 2019 #6
You have real talent... kag Dec 2019 #27
Outstanding! 👏🏽👏🏻👏🏼👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏼👏🏿 MLAA Dec 2019 #3
A wonderful allegory indeed. nolabear Dec 2019 #4
This is both irie and mellow malaise Dec 2019 #5
Kick dalton99a Dec 2019 #7
A good story, well told! Anon-C Dec 2019 #8
Is this posted anywhere else, like Facebook? evilhime Dec 2019 #9
Feel free to copy, paste and repost ... mellow Dec 2019 #10
thank you I shall!!!! evilhime Dec 2019 #24
Well done! pandr32 Dec 2019 #11
That's the intent. :) mellow Dec 2019 #15
Wow! That is .... well, someone already said it -- Brilliant! KPN Dec 2019 #12
This is exceedingly well done. ramen Dec 2019 #13
Great writing! sunnybrook Dec 2019 #14
Well done! PatSeg Dec 2019 #16
Foxy! True story! dchill Dec 2019 #17
Stunningly BRILLIANT !!!! Talitha Dec 2019 #18
Wonderful analogy. Brilliant OhNo-Really Dec 2019 #19
That's excellent! CaptainTruth Dec 2019 #20
wonderful alfredo Dec 2019 #21
I've been under a rock, what's this in reference to? Brainfodder Dec 2019 #22
It is about Obama, magicarpet Dec 2019 #29
Butt her emails! Brainfodder Dec 2019 #31
Apparently he kissed trDump's ass.... magicarpet Dec 2019 #32
That was excellent! IronLionZion Dec 2019 #23
k&r Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #25
Loved it...thanks for sharing!❤ Karadeniz Dec 2019 #26
Very well conceived and written PCIntern Dec 2019 #28
I just read William Barr's summary of your story. He said you found no evidence of biting. tclambert Dec 2019 #30
Yep, that's what would happen. mellow Dec 2019 #35
Excellent! BobTheSubgenius Dec 2019 #33
Is the fox really Fux News? BigmanPigman Dec 2019 #34
Yes mellow Dec 2019 #36
Your OP is profound malaise Dec 2019 #39
This is Great! MacKasey Dec 2019 #37
Very good! I shared--hope it opens an eye or three. BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2019 #38
Well said, thank you! BlueJac Dec 2019 #40
Another rec. This is very good. n/t PatrickforO Dec 2019 #41
Great job, but it will go over the Republican's heads olegramps Dec 2019 #42
Not sure about that malaise Dec 2019 #44
I certainly hope so. But I also vividly remember the actions of teens in regard to segregation. olegramps Dec 2019 #45
If you wrote this, mellow, you're a freaking genius. Thanks! SpankMe Dec 2019 #43
Posted on Facebook and minutes later a lady posted... 40RatRod Dec 2019 #46
Pretty good but needs a car chase in the middle TlalocW Dec 2019 #47
now he's biting disabled neighbors Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #48

evilhime

(326 posts)
9. Is this posted anywhere else, like Facebook?
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 12:20 PM
Dec 2019

I would love to see it shared to larger audience - well done!!!!

mellow

(76 posts)
10. Feel free to copy, paste and repost ...
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 12:35 PM
Dec 2019

Anything that can help bring down the wannabe emperor is good with me.

pandr32

(11,625 posts)
11. Well done!
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 12:36 PM
Dec 2019

This is so easy to understand it might actually make the point to a few people I know that have their tin foil hats on.
Thank you so much for coming up with this!

Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)
22. I've been under a rock, what's this in reference to?
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 02:29 PM
Dec 2019


All this treason and no consequences, so pushing the U.S.A. into NEW countries, eh?








magicarpet

(14,181 posts)
29. It is about Obama,
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 04:39 PM
Dec 2019

He smokes cigarettes,

And he is not a vegan,

And he bites Putin & trDump every chance he gets, when nobody else is looking.

Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)
31. Butt her emails!
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 09:24 PM
Dec 2019

This mockery of our govt by those in the govt, just bizarre!

A democrat so opposed to this scumbag's impeachment he's switching parties?



tclambert

(11,087 posts)
30. I just read William Barr's summary of your story. He said you found no evidence of biting.
Sun Dec 15, 2019, 09:12 PM
Dec 2019

So I guess I'll just move on as if nothing happened.

mellow

(76 posts)
36. Yes
Mon Dec 16, 2019, 12:25 AM
Dec 2019

Yes.

In medieval stories, Reynard the fox is a trickster figure. From wikipedia:

His adventures usually involve him deceiving other anthropomorphic animals for his own advantage or trying to avoid their retaliatory efforts.


In this modern tale, [s]ome townsfolk believed the fox's news.

olegramps

(8,200 posts)
45. I certainly hope so. But I also vividly remember the actions of teens in regard to segregation.
Mon Dec 16, 2019, 01:00 PM
Dec 2019

As I have stated I have numerous relatives throughout the South. The incident that is indelibly printed on my conscious was one in which teenage white kids, both boys and girls, actually physically attack Black kids who sat the counter and wanted to order ice cream cones. They jeered and called them nasty vulgar names as they sat quietly not responding to their vicious attackers.

It was a sickening sight.

My mother, bless her soul, was one of the few that condemned them and their parents, who not only did not condemn this, but approved of it. These were not kids from poor homes, you know the kids from across the tracks, but from so-called proper white families. You know, those church going Bible believing order and law types. I often wonder just what happened to those kids who were so embolden with the privileged superiority they thought they had the right to torment defenseless kids. I really hate to say what I may wish. My mother wouldn't approve.

40RatRod

(532 posts)
46. Posted on Facebook and minutes later a lady posted...
Mon Dec 16, 2019, 01:38 PM
Dec 2019

..."Trump can bite me anytime." I posted back that unfortunately many of those bitten do not even understand they have been bit.

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