Felonies for Jesus! Please come CAPTION disgraced preacher Jim Bakker, formerly of the PTL Club.

[skip fox]

Jim ("But everything I'm saying now is true!" ) Bakker is saying: "If Trump is impeached, I wouldn't be surprised to see little old ladies taking to the streets or even a civil war break out because we evangelicals love him so very, very much. . . . He's a light in a howling storm. . . . He's a moral compass in a chaotic world. . . . He's a super-Christian and God's chosen instrument in today's world right now, today . . . and that's the gospel truth! . . . You can take it to the bank. . . . After all, if you can't believe me, who can you believe?"






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Above CAPTION based on the story about this ex-felonious fraud in Crooks and Liars which contains a lovely clip:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/12/jim-bakker-threatens-explosion-if-trump

[LakeArenal]

1. My most memorable quote:

“We just pray we can get the golf course built this year. So, please, send $1000, $2000, for a round of golf for Jesus.”

[underpants]

2. Since you're here and the end is near, have you bought any Apocalypse survival buckets?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ywx39j/this-infamous-televangelist-is-selling-disgusting-food-for-the-apocalypse-jim-bakker

[skip fox]

5. J.B.continues:

"Have you considered Rapture Insurance? . . . You know you're probably on the list to go, but if not . . . Well, why be poor? . . . . So for only $1,000 a year a Rapture Insurance Policy will pay you five million dollars if the Rapture arrives and you are left behind. . . . Might as well be rich, right? . . . . Either way, it's a Win-Win for Jesus!"

[Kaleva]

3. His a-hole is really puckered up.

[Midnight Writer]

4. I think that might be his mouth. Hard to tell from this picture.

[Kaleva]

6. Nothing but crap comes out of it so I'd say it's an a-hole.