The Romney Pokey

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The Romney Pokey
(sung to the tune of the Hokey Pokey)

You put your big debt in
Sell inventory out
You gather employees
And pink slips you hand out

You do the Romney Pokey
And you turn yourself around
And say that you create jobs

You put abortion in
You take abortion out
You wave abortion 'round
Until all we have is doubt

You do the Romney Pokey
And you turn yourself around
And say you respect women

You say the rich pay less
But everyone pay more
We don't know what you've paid
Cuz you keep it all offshore

You do the Romney Pokey
And you turn yourself around
We know what you're all about.