Shock and Awe: tweet storming the day away. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is tweeting: "Do-nothing Democrat Party. Absolutely perfect call. Bidens up to their necks in corruption. Shifty Schiff and Crazy Nancy. No collusion. Greatest president in history. Totally vindicated. Lock her up! Mexico WILL pay for wall. Stable genius."





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Above CAPTION based on the reports of 105 tweets by this spud in the past 24 hours.

[Bluepinky]

1. Is it abcd or abdc? Damn, I always forget.

[Nature Man]

2. Captain Crazy Caps

[Farmer-Rick]

3. Now how do I turn this thing on.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. tweets:

"Rudy who?"

[Johonny]

5. I've just installed the new flush app on my very smartphone. It's incredible. Really great.

Today so many people are telling me. Mr. President, they call me that. They say, Mr. President, I got two pounts of Columbian white gold in a balloon up my butt and the FEDs are at the door. I got to flush it. I got to send it down. But I don't want to over flush. I don't want to flush 10 or maybe 15 times. I know people that need to flush like 20 times to get the evidence out of the bathroom before the FEDs recover it. But enough about Bill Barr. I'm saying we need to look into flushing. We need the evidence flush in one, maybe two handle turns at most. We need to save water. So much water. Beautiful water. There are places in this country I am told by flushing experts that are where water falls down from the sky. They call it rain. That's the scientific term for it. I don't know what normal people call it. Anyway, we need to save this rained water. If not, the FEDs might find your stash under the matress in the Lincoln bedroom. That's why I got the new app. So good. So, so good. Saving the planet and stuff. You're going to love it.