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sheshe2

(83,893 posts)
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 11:52 PM Dec 2019

I wonder what the King is flushing tonight.

No wonder he has to flush 15 times, that is a boatload of shit he has to rid himself of. Toxic waste.

Transcripts from Ukraine.
-N. Korea
-Russia
-Saudi
-China
-Israel



Cell Records.
-The Ghoul
-Cohen
-Kelly
-Nunes
-Graham
-Manafort
-Parnas
-Fruman
-Putin
-bin Salman
-Kushner
-Pensive (Pence)

Sorry, so many more names. He is finally draining a swamp, of his own making into the toilet to cover up was he has done. I am amazed he only needs to flush it 15 times. I guess if it is flushed 15 times 50 times a day it will put a strain on the system. The WH sewer will stink for centuries. The rot in our country will live with us forever.

This isn't about one man. Hundreds are traitors for enabling him. They aided and abetted his every move.

Rot in Hell.

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I wonder what the King is flushing tonight. (Original Post) sheshe2 Dec 2019 OP
Dumb Donald is perplexed the the un-absorbent nature of the 8 1/2 X 11 printer paper and RockRaven Dec 2019 #1
Don the Con obviously has a crappy toilet. mwooldri Dec 2019 #2
Whatever it is SalmonChantedEvening Dec 2019 #3
I wonder... The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #4
Brava! sheshe2 Dec 2019 #5
+1,000,000! dchill Dec 2019 #6
I Wonder What's Keeping My True Love Tonight? Midnight Writer Dec 2019 #7
Excellent! The tune started running thru my head as soon as I saw the OP... Hekate Dec 2019 #8

RockRaven

(14,996 posts)
1. Dumb Donald is perplexed the the un-absorbent nature of the 8 1/2 X 11 printer paper and
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 11:59 PM
Dec 2019

5 X 8 index cards upon which is written the evidence he is trying so hard to destroy, like he's seen people do in movies when the cops knock down the door during a drug raid...

mwooldri

(10,303 posts)
2. Don the Con obviously has a crappy toilet.
Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:00 AM
Dec 2019

If he stuck to cheating at golf, he could just flush all the golf balls down the toilet... assuming his toilet was good enough, bet one of those gold plated Chinese ones wouldn't do the trick.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,836 posts)
4. I wonder...
Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:25 AM
Dec 2019

I know what my MAGAts are thinking tonight
As home through the shadows they wander
Everyone smiling in secret delight,
They stare at the White House and ponder
Whenever the wind blows this way,
You can almost hear everyone say,
I wonder what the king is flushing tonight?
What secrets are the king hush-hushing tonight?
The incandescent bulbs, they never burned as bright
I wonder what the king is up to tonight?
How goes the final dump as he wipes his orange rump
As impeachment's being legally prepared?
Well, I'll tell you what the king is doing tonight
He's scared, he's scared!
You mean that a king who hangs with Putin,
Loves his lyin,' stealin' and lootin'
Gets impeached in terror and distress? Yes!
An asshole who's so calm in sliming
Everyone who stops his criming
Faces the Congress petrified with fright? Right!
You mean that appalling clamoring
That sounds like a blacksmith hammering
Is merely the banging of his flabby knees? Please!
You wonder what the king is yearning tonight?
He's yearning for Congress to be burning tonight.
What occupies his time while waiting for the hit?
He's searching high and low for someplace to shit.
And oh, the expectation, the sublime anticipation
He must feel about the ugly days to come!
Well, I'll tell you what the king is feeling tonight.
He's numb, he shakes, he quails, he quakes,
And that's what the king is doing tonight.

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