Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Trump frets about the need for multiple flushes.

[11 Bravo]

Donnie ... sweetheart ... there's a simple explanation. You are hugely, spectacularly, and without precedent - FULL OF SHIT.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/12/trumps-digestive-system-the-butt-of-jokes-after-he-argues-it-takes-10-to-15-times-to-flush-the-toilet/

[Kingofalldems]

1. That's been a RW meme for many years.

My toilet works fine.

[hibbing]

2. Just like the light bulbs, they want to lower efficiency n/t

[Salviati]

7. Say what you will about "virtue signalling"

It's sure a lot better than the "vice signalling" that the magats seem to crave with their obsessions with incandescent light bulbs, ICEing out electric cars, high flow toilets, and rolling coal...

[Girard442]

3. You know, Donnie...Barack and Hillary dont want you to eat yellow snow.

Just sayin'.

[Jane Austin]

4. I think trump doesn't eat enough fiber to make it hard to flush.

Based on what we see and hear that he eats, his diet is fiber-poor.

For fiber eaters, my new-fish toilet doesn't quite get it done ever time.

[lettucebe]

5. Kim Jong Un doesn't poop at all -- he must be dying laughing at the dotard

[Midnight Writer]

6. Trump has people to flush for him. They are just trying to look busy by flushing 15 times.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Well, then stop eating so much, and stop using so much toilet paper, asshole.