Parkhomenko on Malaria

[Laura PourMeADrink]

excerpt from Parkhomenko's daily email....

Note: Nope. No way. Not gonna do it. Yeah, we’re at it early today because we are not taking any hint of a lecture about decency from a first lady who was a birther. Who wore an “I don’t care do u?” jacket to visit children who had been separated from their parents by her husband’s cruelty. Who has said nothing as her husband has attacked and abused countless Americans. We are more likely to listen to a lecture on cleanliness and godliness from a huge steaming pile of Satan’s shit than we are to entertain even one second of manners lessons from the first family of crime, abuse and endless degradation.

So here’s the deal, Melanoma: When your husband apologizes for calling Stormy Daniels “horseface,” we’ll apologize. When he says he’s sorry for saying the women who credibly accused him of assault weren’t attractive enough to attack, we will too. When he apologizes to Lisa Page, Greta Thunberg, the Khans… ya know what -- we were about to list all the people Trump has insulted and attacked and then we remembered we weren’t writing something as long as a Russia novel (we stole the Russian novel part of that joke from “New Girl”). You get the point. Sermon over. And we really don’t care. Do u?

[SonofDonald]

1. I tell you what

After her husband goes down in flames what say we have her deported?

Penniless too

Works for me

[NBachers]

2. After spending eight months in an Immigrant Detention Facility.

[SonofDonald]

3. Yes indeed

And we need to make sure the only jacket she has is that special one she wore for the camp trip

That ugly green one with the fucked up words on the back

[George II]

4. On a cold concrete floor.

[calimary]

5. And the only "gold" she'll see is when she pees.

[onecaliberal]

6. Hear, hear!