Waging interview by attrition. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I heard myself say it with my own ears. . . . That's good enough for me. . . . No quid pro quo. . . . Where else would the Secret Service stay? . . . No bedbugs, absolutely none. . . . No collusion and no obstruction. . . . I released the transcript. Everybody said it was perfect. . . . Just Shifty Schuff and Crazy Nancy. . . . Word is they helped Cloud-Strike get the server past Customs. . . . We're looking into it. . . . As bad as the Climate Change hoax, . . . or the Bidens. . . . It was the Chinese. . . . That started it. . . . Everyone wants my trade deals to fail so they can get rid of me. . . . Where's Hunter anyway? . . . I'm giving you everything right here, the whole deal. . . . I can see how surprised your are. . . . Your ratings must be breaking records. . . . Better than Mueller's ratings. . . . Isn't this great? . . . Another witch hunt. . . . We'll have to do this every week! . . . What do you say?"

[Dagstead Bumwood]

1. That look you have on your face when you're thinking

This guy is crazier than a shithouse rat.

[underpants]

2. How do I have phone calls thousands of miles away Brian?

I’m just that HOOG!

[skip fox]

3. D.T. continues:

"And just one last thing . . . Fox used to be- . . . I mean your show is great . . . . But you should look at Ukraine closer . . . Lots of answers . . . Surprise everyone. . . . When they see what the Bidens were up to . . . . Pinned the whole thing on Russia. . . . So now it's like being a Russian dupe or asset if you see Hunter Biden and Hillary's hands all over it. . . . Altis should be obvious."

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

"When they tell me I am losing it, I just ask them 'what?' Just 'what' am I losing? . . . They've usually disappeared by that time."