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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToday's Impeachment Haiku
Eric Swalwell Reads
News Implicating Nunes
In This Scandal. Boom.
Nunes Fact Witness?
Damn. That's Fucking Huge. Nunes
Shows Frowns, Then Walks Out
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Today's Impeachment Haiku (Original Post)
berni_mccoy
Nov 2019
OP
Good one. Did you really mean Castro from TX or Castor the repukes' lawyer? n/t
MFGsunny
Nov 2019
#7
dweller
(23,661 posts)1. drop Is in 2nd Haiku
✌🏼
berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)3. Good catch, thanks!
dweller
(23,661 posts)6. put the A back !
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berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)9. LOL, I count 5...
You're talking about "Nunes Fact Witness?"
2 1 2
correct?
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)2. OK.
Devin Nunes milks
Conspiracies and stories.
His moos mean nothing.
Gym Jordan's jacket
Does not want him to wear it;
His jock hides also.
berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)4. lol Brilliant!
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)5. Here's my unsophisticated poem...
Last edited Thu Nov 21, 2019, 06:59 PM - Edit history (2)
Devin Nunes is a jerk
Gymbo adds his nasty twerk
Castor didn't earn his keep
Elise Stefanik is a creep.
Fuck these people.
MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)7. Good one. Did you really mean Castro from TX or Castor the repukes' lawyer? n/t
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)11. OMG!!
Damn autocorrect on my phone...thank you. Edited.
MLAA
(17,327 posts)8. Beautiful!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)10. There once was a bovine named Devin
Whose lies were turned up to eleven.
He bellowed and mooed
All nasty and rude
And the GOPers were in seventh heaven.
MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)12. Well done!!!
panader0
(25,816 posts)13. Good one