For those who haven't been watching ...
… this season’s runaway hit TV show, ”Impeachment Inquiry”, you are missing out on the most exciting programming we've seen in decades.
See Jim “Jacketoff” Jordan whine incessantly about the Dems’ refusal to produce the whistle-blower – while Trump refuses to allow a single person with firsthand knowledge to testify, along with directing that any documents relevant to the inquiry not be produced.
Watch Devin (& his Magic Cow) Nunes ramble incoherently about conspiracy theories including, but not restricted to, how the Obama administration covered-up the Martian invasion of Grover’s Mill, New Jersey, on October 30, 1938.
Be sure to catch Elise Stefanik as she performs under some bizarre delusion that being perpetually pissed-off is going to advance her political career. Chances are she sees herself as the GOP version of fellow NY rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – having forgotten that AOC has intelligence, a quick wit, and a complete grasp of the facts she speaks about – qualities Stefanik is totally bereft of.
Despite being dubbed “boring and lacking pizzazz”, the proceedings occasionally offer some truly laughable moments, like the “pResident” tweeting smears against Masha Yovanovitch – while she is testifying about, among other things, how a smear campaign was used to remove her from her post!
You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll be amazed at how low Republicans are willing to sink in order to protect a lying, corrupt, pussy-grabber – and how ineffectively their efforts have proven to be, especially when their own “pResident” keeps fucking them over with every statement and every tweet.
But wait, there’s more! If you like the ”Impeachment Inquiry”, you’ll LOVE the post program analysis shows – unofficially known collectively as “The Talking Brain-Dead” – where Republican spokes-whores stutter-and-sputter as they try to recall which talking points are still viable, and which have been rendered unusable in the last twenty-four hours – often by the “pResident” himself.
Watch in awe as Trump-humping ass-kissers squirm in their seats as they insist that there’s nuthin’ to see here, folks – when the whole world IS seeing exactly what’s going on with their own eyes, and hearing it with their own ears.
For the truly dedicated, you’ll want to check out the on-line contests where you can cast your vote for who the “pResident” will next describe as someone he hardly knows, which career civil servant with impeccable credentials he will declare is a low-level bureaucrat with no credibility – and who is next to be thrown under the bus!
Despite the seriousness of impeaching a “pResident”, you can’t deny that there is an entertainment factor to all of it – particularly the fact that the GOP’s best defence of their Dear Leader is to offer NO defence whatsoever.
Ironically, the real stars of ”Impeachment Inquiry” are the people who, at Trump’s direction, have yet to show up on set. Perhaps that's due to having to keep ever-changing stories straight, staying on-message when the message is different today than it was yesterday - or simply the impossible task of defending the indefensible,
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your posts are always good. I'm a proud Democrat
even have a tv and I know this true.
Thanks for the synopsis, Nance!
