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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhen Lev Parnas was arrested he was carrying 5 phones, Trump straws, & a shit ton of cash
ICYMI, per an FBI document we obtained, Lev Parnas was carrying Trump straws, 5 cell phones, and a ton of cash when he was arrested
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When Lev Parnas was arrested he was carrying 5 phones, Trump straws, & a shit ton of cash (Original Post)
MelissaB
Nov 2019
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Dennis Donovan
(18,770 posts)1. "carrying Trump straws, 5 cell phones, and a ton of cash"
Don't we all?
MelissaB
(16,420 posts)4. Gotta be a good reason for those straws.
:snort:
bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)2. Kick and recommend for visibility.
dalton99a
(81,599 posts)3. Kick
mindfulNJ
(2,367 posts)5. I'm sure
there's an innocent explanation!
scrabblequeen40
(334 posts)6. Straws? Like the kind you drink with? EOM
who the fuck carries drinking straws around?
Autumn
(45,120 posts)7. Souvenir "snort" straws? After all what wealthy Russian mobster wouldn't want to snort coke out of
Trump straws.
jcgoldie
(11,650 posts)8. Roll up the cash to snort the coke
These are obviously best for sucking down massive big gulp quantities of bullshit.
Initech
(100,104 posts)10. Or some very finely chopped adderall if you're into that sort of thing.
Initech
(100,104 posts)9. Straws? Really???
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,438 posts)11. Trump straws suck!! ;-)
Sneederbunk
(14,308 posts)12. One of Rudy's wiseguys.