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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)The former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg upended the 2020 Presidential race on Friday by offering Donald J. Trump ten billion dollars to leave the White House by the end of the day.
I will deposit ten billion dollars into your account in Moscow, Riyadh, or wherever you do your banking these days, Bloomberg announced. All you have to do is go.
In addition to the ten-billion-dollar offer, Bloomberg told Trump that he would cover the moving expenses of Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Kellyanne Conway, and any other associates that you havent already gotten rid of.
On Capitol Hill, congressional Democrats expressed sadness that Bloombergs offer, if successful, would eliminate the need for impeachment, which many of them had been looking forward to.
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tirebiter
(2,538 posts)LakeArenal
(28,837 posts)Maybe if he offered Putin the money...
Ilsa
(61,697 posts)Trump walks out on all of his gop worshippers, leaving them to deal with a dead party, ruined careers, and maggats pissed that their dear leader abandoned them.