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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMatt Gaetz is NOT a Florida Congressman.
As a South Floridian I must protest the reference to Gaetz as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Florida)." His district is within an area referred to by many as the "Florida Panhandle" but I prefer to call it "Virtual Alabama." Therefore he should henceforth be referred to as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Virtual Alabama)."
House of Roberts
(5,180 posts)We ain't claiming him here in Alabama. We have Mo Brooks, so we don't need any more fuckwittery than we already have.
Polybius
(15,467 posts)The nomination would have been his.
malaise
(269,157 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)This isn't real Florida. FLA F@cking Lower Alabama.
FM123
(10,054 posts)I like to imagine he is so far up the state that he is somewhere in Alabama too! Actually he is so far up trump's rear end he should be the Representative of Trump'sBowels.
Towlie
(5,327 posts)RustyWheels
(123 posts)West Broward County
yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)Florida" when they meant traveling outside of the panhandle to other parts of Florida. Ane then there is the different time zone. So you have a point.
DinahMoeHum
(21,806 posts)el_bryanto
(11,804 posts)it's in the state of Florida, and I live in the panhandle.
Bryant
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COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)whopis01
(3,522 posts)The Florida panhandle is part of Florida.
That is all.
Baitball Blogger
(46,755 posts)to make Florida look more sleazy than it actually is? It's like we're already standing at the edge of a very high cliff and the slightest breeze can push us over.
HAB911
(8,911 posts)Danascot
(4,693 posts)I had to check this out to make sure whether it was Gaetz or not.
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target
roscoeroscoe
(1,370 posts)Fresh!
LexVegas
(6,090 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)to be R-Russia?
lostnfound
(16,189 posts)I feel better about my birth state now.