Ryan Gives Detailed Account of Day He Killed Bin Laden

[sufrommich]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a dramatic narrative that could upstage this week’s Democratic National Convention, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) gave reporters today a detailed account of the fateful day he killed Osama bin Laden.

Mr. Ryan said that he was revealing his role as the triggerman who felled the al-Qaeda leader to “set the record straight,” explaining that he had remained silent about his mission until now, because “I don’t like to brag.”


The Republican Vice-Presidential nominee painted a portrait of a Paul Ryan few know, a man who trained for missions with SEAL Team Six while somehow finding time to cut key provisions of Medicare.

The Wisconsin congressman said he was doing sit-ups in the House of Representatives cloakroom when he got the call to deploy for his mission to Abbottabad, and hours later found himself face-to-face with the world’s most wanted man


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THIS IS SATIRE!!!!!! (just in case it needs to be clearly spelled out)

[Thinkingabout]

1. Hey, satire today, soon to be entered in GOP history book as truth.

Then Rush and Coulter will be ranting how Obama has not let Ryan take credit for this, a game changer.

[polichick]

2. I heard he has also released a book about his years in the White House.