The queen's carriage which Trump wanted to ride in so badly

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[edbermac]

1. She should have run him over with it.

And then BoJo.

[abqtommy]

2. tRUMP isn't fit to pick up the road apples that the Queen's horses leave in their wake.

[customerserviceguy]

5. He can have his own carriage

All he needs is a pumpkin and a fairy godmother.

[Quackers]

10. If he shoves a flashlight up his ass

He’ll have his pumpkin.

[GaYellowDawg]

9. tRUMP isn't fit to EAT the road apples that the Queen's horses leave in their wake.

[jberryhill]

3. Can't they afford a car?

Or are they Amish?

[Rebl2]

4. Think her

husband wrecked it earlier this year

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. it's the Queen's Green New Deal

[jberryhill]

14. Hard to believe they need six horses, though

They should check the axle lubrication.

[Denzil_DC]

6. The crown for the State Opening had its own gilded carriage and attendants:

The old Imperial State Crown's a bit heavy for everyday wear, especially for someone in her nineties, so she wore the relatively modest George IV diadem (tiara) instead, and the crown travelled separately and was carried around inside on a plush cushion by courtiers.

[jberryhill]

15. Dang. I always wanted a whole trailer for my hat

[keithbvadu2]

7. Tradition, history, majesty,,, far too good for Trump trash.

Tradition, history, majesty,,, far too good for Trump trash.

Hope that's not too vague.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

11. Actually this is the one he wanted to ride in

he no doubt shares Nepoleon's thrist for power. Corronation only.

[NCLefty]

12. Because it's gold?

[Poiuyt]

13. No one does pageantry like the Brits

[Mc Mike]

16. They told him it was in the garage for repairs, last time.