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Cartoonist

(7,316 posts)
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:06 PM Oct 2019

Trump's last hope, Jesus

I know he's too dumb to even fake it, but all he has to do is come out and say that during these days of mounting pressure, he has turned to Jesus. The evangelicals will eat it up. They will throw their bodies in front of him.

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Trump's last hope, Jesus (Original Post) Cartoonist Oct 2019 OP
It's the independents he needs, and they are not coming back. OnDoutside Oct 2019 #1
Yup. Swing voters in swing states TexasBushwhacker Oct 2019 #3
Yes, even if they don't vote Dem, staying at home would do too. And OnDoutside Oct 2019 #15
They're not coming back... stopbush Oct 2019 #6
Lol, controversial ! OnDoutside Oct 2019 #14
you mean dweller Oct 2019 #2
Hay-Zeus? Sounds Mexican... DrToast Oct 2019 #7
++ You said it man - Yes it does lunasun Oct 2019 #10
He never would Johnny2X2X Oct 2019 #4
lol no.....he's already got the evangelicals. DrToast Oct 2019 #5
He already claimed to have found Jesus in 2016. sinkingfeeling Oct 2019 #8
Very plausible. Dagstead Bumwood Oct 2019 #9
Evangelicals are already do-or-die Trumpists. VOX Oct 2019 #11
To his evangelicals/Christians, Trump is so devout keithbvadu2 Oct 2019 #12
It is probably more likely he will blame Jesus for making him call the Ukraine. rurallib Oct 2019 #13

TexasBushwhacker

(20,190 posts)
3. Yup. Swing voters in swing states
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:23 PM
Oct 2019

I can't imagine anyone who went from Obama to Trump will stick with him.

OnDoutside

(19,956 posts)
15. Yes, even if they don't vote Dem, staying at home would do too. And
Mon Oct 7, 2019, 02:12 AM
Oct 2019

I expect the Dem turnout to be higher than Hillary's 65 million.

Johnny2X2X

(19,066 posts)
4. He never would
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:30 PM
Oct 2019

Did you hear him say when asked about god that he has nothing to answer for because he’s never done a thing wrong in his life?

Trump thinks he’s perfect.

Dagstead Bumwood

(3,630 posts)
9. Very plausible.
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:34 PM
Oct 2019

Then Trump can go on a revival tour. Tent meetings across this nation's heartland, bilking the rubes of their hard-earned dough. Casting himself as the new messiah, speaking the gospel of the Virgin Ivanka. Healing the sick and dumb (Eric). Teaching the mute to speak (Tiffany). Inviting the moneychangers back into the temple and allowing them to set up hedge funds. The possibilities are endless.

VOX

(22,976 posts)
11. Evangelicals are already do-or-die Trumpists.
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:42 PM
Oct 2019

They’ve been supporting their “imperfect vessel” since day one. No need to recruit.

keithbvadu2

(36,806 posts)
12. To his evangelicals/Christians, Trump is so devout
Sun Oct 6, 2019, 06:50 PM
Oct 2019

To his evangelicals/Christians, Trump is so devout

The Donald who does not have to ask Jesus for forgiveness.

The Donald who ridicules Holy Communion.

Trump: Drink my little wine, have my little cracker

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/08/13/donald-trump-religion-serfaty-dnt-erin.cnn


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