Like most long-time married couples, my wife and I have a morning routine.

[MineralMan]

Because she has more stuff to do than I do first thing in the morning, she gets up half an hour earlier. After her shower, she wakes me with a cheery "Good morning!"

I invariably ask her, "Is Trump still President?" So far, she has always responded, "Yes. Sorry." I live for the day when she gives me a different answer. May that day come soon.

[Ohiogal]

1. I hold my breath

When I turn on my tablet every morning hoping to read a headline about him resigning or being arrested, but that never happens, either. I guess there are lots of us in this boat!

[cannabis_flower]

10. I would also take..

had a massive fatal heart attack or stroke or choked to death on a cheeseburger.

[essme]

2. :)

You and me both. And my husband- parents, aunts, uncles.....on my Dad's side.

[FM123]

3. I love your story! It should be in Reader's Digest!

[Hugin]

4. I plan on asking that very same question every morning even after Old Yeller is long gone...

To relish the "No." as long as I live.

Although, depending on the breaks, I may ask, "Is Trump still in prison?"

[WinstonSmith4740]

5. Same book, different chapter!

My best friend and I go dancing at least twice a week, usually 3. As soon as we get back in the car, I check in here at DU to see if Trump quit, or his head exploded in a rage. I live for either one.

[Mr.Bill]

6. Same here, except I ask my wife

if Trump shot himself in the head last night.

[MineralMan]

7. As a couple, we abhor violence, though.

[samplegirl]

8. Sounds like you have a

great wife to share your agony with!

[marlakay]

9. First thing I do every morning is check here

Quickly to see latest.

My hubby not as into politics will see hours later as yahoo news is on background of his computer.

[warmfeet]

11. May that day come very soon.

It will be a day of great celebration and relief.

[Pluvious]

12. Every morning I say...

"Damage report?!!"