Doonsbury: Real Life is Like a Box of Facts

[JHB]

Your helpful and higher-resolution guide to the KEY:

1st column
Number of Mueller Investigation indictments, pleas, or convictions
Number of miles of new border wall built
Number of undocumented Trump employees until recently
Number of women accusing Trump of sexual abuse

2nd column
Number of top Trump officials fired or resigned
Number of top Trump officials fired in person
Cumulative days of vacant Cabinet positions under Trump
Cumulative days of vacant Cabinet positions under George W Bush

3rd column
Number of times Trump has taken credit for VA bill signed by Obama
Number of visits to Trump golf resorts
Cost to taxpayers of Trump golfing
Number of Trump Doral golf club health code violations, 2013-18

4th column
Total number of lies Trump has told in office
Total number of lies Obama has told in office
Number of Electoral College wins bigger than Trump’s
Most recent ranking of Trump by presidential historians

That last appears to be from here (https://scri.siena.edu/2019/02/13/sienas-6th-presidential-expert-poll-1982-2018/), published in February 2019, where historians still rate Andrew Johnson and James Buchanan worse. But then, those two train wrecks are 150 or more years in the past, with all that time to debate the extent of the damage, whereas this one’s still in progress.

[2naSalit]

1. Thank you!

[Liberal In Texas]

2. I think the 1st Column top line should be "PLEAS" not please.

And thanks for posting, good one.

[JHB]

5. You are correct! Fixed. Thanks for pointing that out.

Was too busy trying to read and copy the rest to notice the typo.

[Gothmog]

3. Thank you for posting this

[underpants]

4. Thank you

[Boomer]

6. I have faith in Trump

He'll make it to 45th worst president by the end of his term.

[JHB]

8. And he'll manage that despite there only being 44 presidents.

Grover Cleveland holds two spots (22nd and 24th) because his two terms were not consecutive; Benjamin Harrison had a term sandwiched between Cleveland's two.

[Paladin]

7. Extra special, for those of us who grew up with Whitmans Samplers. (nt)

[tavernier]

9. I think his best one ever.