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(50,506 posts)n/t
katmondoo
(6,457 posts)Initech
(100,104 posts)ChazInAz
(2,572 posts)President Cockwomble sounds like the sort of character W.C. Fields would play.
He'd be funnier.
Poiuyt
(18,130 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)I haven't read David Copperfield since I was in grade school. I do believe it's time to re-visit that amazing book again.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,431 posts)Or Donald Cockwomble TrumPutin
or The Dumbest Don, Cockwomble Extraordinaire
or Cowardly Cockwomble Trump
or The Cockwomble Twitler
or Orange Cockwomble Flatulator
but never, ever "President"
Thanks for the new word!
DENVERPOPS
(8,845 posts)How about just plain ol' M...F...Co...Sucker
How about future head resident in the deepest parts of Hell for eternity,
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,712 posts)ffr
(22,671 posts)MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)However...cockwomble is pretty great.
I dub him MFCockwomble! So it is!!
kimbutgar
(21,195 posts)He is so grandiose, with his inflated pretension or absurd exaggeration and schemes every time he opens his mouth
UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)it!
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)(The first four pages are pretty good, too)
erronis
(15,335 posts)From Urban Dictionary:
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
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Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )
Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.
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lastlib
(23,288 posts)I'm hearing people call the dirty business in the toilet "dumping a trump". Portable toilets are known as "trump dumps."
Excuse me while I go dump a trump. I'll flush. Twice.
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)kentuck
(111,110 posts)I'll have to remember that one.
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)cockwomble (countable and uncountable, plural cockwombles) (Britain, slang, derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person.
malaise
(269,174 posts)Mook is also very good
Merriam Webster defines mook as a slang term from the 1930's. It refers to a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person.
Cirque du So-What
(25,984 posts)because choad is definitely applicable, according to Stormy Daniels.
UniteFightBack
(8,231 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)Along with "Bawbag" (scrotum) and many others.
erronis
(15,335 posts)get rid of the trump excrement, all of the dung beetles that cling to his worthlessness.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)It was hilarious! In the wise words of Mr. Forbes "Keep pissing him off. Eventually he'll crack up."
I honestly believe that this is the best way to get rid of Trump. Fight with him, humiliate him, antagonize him, threaten him. Anything that will keep him angered and on the defensive is the best way to deal with him because he becomes so consumed by the fight that he literally cannot focus on anything else. Also, it may eventually cause him to stroke out and die, which would be the ultimate goal.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)My father wouldn't allow me to cry so for a very long time I forgot how, seriously. "Men don't cry," he said. Oh, growing up in the '60s. Traumatic.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)trueblue2007
(17,240 posts)njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)oldsoftie
(12,604 posts)always makes me laugh
Initech
(100,104 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,431 posts)oldsoftie
(12,604 posts)Zaphod42
(92 posts)I'm also fond of "Tangerine Idi Amin". I wish I could remember who first said that...regrettably, it wasn't me!
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)alfredo
(60,077 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,779 posts)Plus that pic describes the word perfectly.
Sneederbunk
(14,303 posts)H2O Man
(73,622 posts)remains my favorite, with dog nuts in second place.
erronis
(15,335 posts)This could be a great book like Mao's Little Green (or was it Red) Book.
But the dump wouldn't read it. Can't read.
W could at least read. Upside down while the World Trade towers were falling.
keithbvadu2
(36,917 posts)Scottish the masters of insults
Funny thing, Trump's mother was Scottish.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2018/07/how-donald-trump-has-united-scotland-contempt
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https://www.indy100.com/article/definition-of-betrump-scots-language-donand-trump-7612686
Scottish word 'betrump'.
According to Scots, to betrump is to deceive or elude.
klook
(12,167 posts)That cracks me up used by a Scot on Twitter when Trump claimed Scotland supported Brexit. Scotland voted Remain, you spoon.
gordianot
(15,245 posts)Purple suit, orange face and combover, sphincter shaped mouth with mindless defenders. Small wonder clowns scare people
Different Drummer
(7,646 posts)DD
yaesu
(8,020 posts)PWPippinesq
(195 posts)though it does seem a bit too literate for President Cockwomble and his followers.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)coeur_de_lion
(3,684 posts)[link:https://qz.com/716915/donald-trumps-visit-to-scotland-inspired-some-very-creative-british-profanity/|
polyester cockwomble
weaselheaded fucknugget
leather faced, shit-tobogganist
cock juggling thundercunt
Cocksplat
Touped fucktrumpet
bloviating fleshbag
Clueless Numpty
My favorite?
mangled apricot hellbeast
johnnyfins
(830 posts)Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)hay rick
(7,640 posts)BadGimp
(4,019 posts)added to the AltTrumpNames . com listicle
oswaldactedalone
(3,491 posts)Weasleheaded Fucknugget, but Cockwomble will do as well. The Scots are far and away the best at insults.
generalbetrayus
(507 posts)I call him Don Trumpleone.
Initech
(100,104 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...I'm going to stick with Dolt45.
RESIST!
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)Cockwomble works well too.
nitpicker
(7,153 posts)(or perhaps Bamm-Bamm (Flintstones reference))