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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,514 posts)
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 02:18 PM Oct 2019

Jacob Wohl's "Hooker Marine" Exposed As A Fraud

Jacob Wohl’s “Hooker Marine” Exposed As A Fraud
October 4, 2019

Will Sommer reports at The Daily Beast:

Kelvin Whelly, a self-described Marine-turned-male-escort, stepped up to the podium alongside Wohl and Burkman. Without any proof, he claimed to have engaged in a series of increasingly ludicrous sex acts with Warren after meeting her on male escort site “Cowboys4Angels.”

Wohl and Burkman repeatedly leaned on Whelly’s military service as a “combat veteran” in Afghanistan as proof that his allegation was credible.

“Are you laughing at our troops?” Burkman yelled at a crowd of hecklers who assembled on the street in front of Burkman’s Alexandria townhouse that has become a familiar setting for their stunts. “Do you think his service in Afghanistan is funny?”

You know where this is going, right? Hit the link for what you already know. Oh and Cowboys4Angels never heard of him either. Below is the entire laughable press conference. And you will laugh.

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Jacob Wohl's "Hooker Marine" Exposed As A Fraud (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 OP
Been looking for this Cracklin Charlie Oct 2019 #1
...and someone's cranking Patsy Cline's "Crazy" in the background!! Dennis Donovan Oct 2019 #2
That's the best part malaise Oct 2019 #8
And now, the history angle to all this mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 #18
Lizard Lick, NC to McLean, VA. What an interesting story. (n/t) SMC22307 Oct 2019 #26
For the 4000th time on this board I'm going to ask.... Takket Oct 2019 #3
I don't get it, either. Dave Starsky Oct 2019 #24
He really needs to give up this intelligence business. He's terrible at it. Initech Oct 2019 #4
The supercut is fun Blue_Adept Oct 2019 #5
👀 underpants Oct 2019 #6
This is delightful, Blue!! Leghorn21 Oct 2019 #9
oh my qazplm135 Oct 2019 #13
not just any 20 something guy NewJeffCT Oct 2019 #16
I think he is a Marine (or at least was) Sapient Donkey Oct 2019 #35
The logical disconnect is half the fun Blue_Adept Oct 2019 #38
And now we go live to Jacob Wohl's latest press conference: Hong Kong Cavalier Oct 2019 #7
HA HA HA! MuseRider Oct 2019 #30
Who is surprised by this? Gothmog Oct 2019 #10
Latest total fiasco from Wohl and Burkman. Archae Oct 2019 #11
Oh my... Newest Reality Oct 2019 #12
Jacob Wohl is one of those people that's just too stupid to know Downtown Hound Oct 2019 #14
It sure looks like he's a spoiled brat. Archae Oct 2019 #21
Elizabeth Warren Accuser 'Not Up to Caliber' to Work For Gigolo Agency Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2019 #15
Then how did they meet Whelly? At the Rent Boy employees' locker room? keithbvadu2 Oct 2019 #33
Dear @SenWarren, We're giving you one more chance to fess up to your BDSM affair with Kelvin Whelly mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 #17
My reply. edbermac Oct 2019 #36
We've received threats from rabid Elizabeth Warren supporters. We've massively stepped up security. mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 #19
"Massively?" Archae Oct 2019 #20
A security guard with a badge from Amazon. keithbvadu2 Oct 2019 #32
Once a jacka&&, always a jacka&&. Doing far more damage to themselves and don't realize SWBTATTReg Oct 2019 #22
Wasn't Burkman the one who did a whole press conference with his fly open? Buns_of_Fire Oct 2019 #23
Warren needs to sue the ever-loving shit out of all three of them. SMC22307 Oct 2019 #25
It gets worse: mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2019 #39
LOL Guess I'm one of those posers... SMC22307 Oct 2019 #41
We're deporting the wrong people. NCLefty Oct 2019 #27
His stupidity actually gave Warren a boost--people loved her response to the "cougar" accusation. Mrs. Overall Oct 2019 #28
"The witness will now haltingly read his testimony word for word, struggle4progress Oct 2019 #29
If SNL doesn't skit this, they miss. Call him The Kelvinator & them The Roxy Liddles UTUSN Oct 2019 #31
Was it even a question? Sapient Donkey Oct 2019 #34
I've watched the entire video. I would like to inform you all... LuckyCharms Oct 2019 #37
Wohl wasted all that money on a male escort Generic Other Oct 2019 #40

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,514 posts)
18. And now, the history angle to all this
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:30 PM
Oct 2019

Jack Burkman's townhouse is in Arlington County, Virginia, not the neighboring (independent) city of Alexandria.

Arlington was the home of radio station WARL. Local entrepreneur Connie B. Gay persuaded WARL to broadcast a daily show of country music. Connie B. Gay was credited by one of the people on Ken Burns's recent series as the person who coined the phrase "country music." Take it away, Wikipedia:

Connie B. Gay



Birth name: Connie Barriot Gay
Born: August 22, 1914; Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Died: December 3, 1989 (aged 75); McLean, Virginia

Occupation(s): Country music entrepreneur and media mogul
Years active: 1941–1972
Associated acts: Patsy Cline, Jimmy Dean, Roy Clark, Elvis Presley, Grandpa Jones, Ramona Jones, George Hamilton IV, Billy Grammer, Dub Howington

Connie Barriot Gay (August 22, 1914 – December 3, 1989) was renowned as a "founding father" and "major force" in country music. He is credited for coining the country music genre, which had previously been called hillbilly music. Gay was the founding president of the Country Music Association (CMA) and co-founder of the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum. The CMA established the Connie B. Gay Award to recognize outstanding service to the CMA by a member not serving on the Board of Directors.

Gay was an entrepreneur who leveraged his musical insight into a profitable empire that extended his legacy into the modern era. He was responsible for discovering some of the talent that now resides in the Hall of Fame, and was himself inducted in 1980, for significant contributions as a music executive.
....

Career

From 1946 to 1960, Connie B. Gay was a disc jockey, concert promoter, artistic talent scout/manager, owner of radio and television stations, and music executive.

Broadcasting

In 1946, Connie B. Gay persuaded Frank Blair, the program manager of WARL, a radio station in Arlington, Virginia, to let him do a half-hour show at noon each day. Gay offered to forgo a salary in exchange for a percentage of the advertising revenue, and an agreement was reached. His show, Town and Country Time, was promoted as offering "a little bit of town and an awful lot of country" and broadcast six days a week. Gay had the business sense to register his program's name as a trademark, an important factor in measuring his financial success. The endeavor was very successful, growing to a three-hour program that was syndicated across the United States and to some international markets on the Armed Forces Network. Because Gay owned the rights to his Town and Country moniker, all negotiations related to its use required his assent. Connie Gay realized lucrative gains from brokering the program's syndication.

In 1954, Connie B. Gay began broadcasting a televised version of Town and Country Time on WMAL-TV in Washington D.C. while continuing to syndicate the audio portion to the more than 1800 radio stations signed on to his network. He would discover Jimmy Dean and Patsy Cline soon after, and both became regular cast members of the TV program. By year's end, the TV program was being syndicated to 40 different stations.

By 1956, Town and Country Time was airing in 50 urban markets, including Spokane, Tulsa, Houston, Los Angeles, and Detroit. Gay had formed a company under his moniker called Town and Country Enterprises to manage his assets which had grown to include radio stations he then owned, and artists he promoted and managed. By years end, Connie B. Gay had amicably severed all ties with WARL, giving his full attention to his own enterprise and was a leading contender for Billboard's Tycoon of the Year award, with an estimated annual gross of $2 million.
....

Legacy

In 2002, The Washington Post published a story about Connie Gay, saying that he "may be the greatest country music visionary no one's ever heard of." The article outlined his innovations and credited him with several firsts. Gay was the first person to call the genre "country music", distancing himself from the growing pejorative associations of the "hillbilly" moniker and the geographic limitations of a western identity, implied by "country and western."

Takket

(21,581 posts)
3. For the 4000th time on this board I'm going to ask....
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 02:25 PM
Oct 2019

Why isn’t this guy in jail? I mean, it is illegal to invent fake witnesses and victims and use them to accuse innocent people of crimes, right?

I don’t understand why this maniac is allowed to keep doing this consequence free.

Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
24. I don't get it, either.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 05:47 PM
Oct 2019

Jacob Wohl has always tried to elevate himself as some sort of back-bencher Roger Stone person. But this seems like blatant slander. I don't know know he continues to operate like this.

qazplm135

(7,447 posts)
13. oh my
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 02:47 PM
Oct 2019

she's a frail hormonal woman...who violently sodomizes 20 year old men with strap ons.

I mean...lmao

Sapient Donkey

(1,568 posts)
35. I think he is a Marine (or at least was)
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 10:33 PM
Oct 2019

He for sure was not overseas in 2012, as he didn't graduate high school until 2014.


Here's his instagram https://www.instagram.com/ty99warrior/

I wonder if he is likely to face any sort of disciplinary action for this if he's still active.

MuseRider

(34,112 posts)
30. HA HA HA!
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 06:39 PM
Oct 2019

I remember that and I have to say, that is the funniest use of that little video I have ever seen. I think we should all keep this one handy, there are going to be a lot of times this will explain what is happening.

I think I will use this when one of my righty friends go past our FB boundaries and writes crap on a post of mine. Yoiks and Away! That will be my answer as I demoralize them with truth.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
12. Oh my...
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 02:44 PM
Oct 2019

That's real close to a racy SNL comedy sketch. That was too much.

The people in the "audience" were great. What comedy relief!



Downtown Hound

(12,618 posts)
14. Jacob Wohl is one of those people that's just too stupid to know
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 02:48 PM
Oct 2019

that everybody is laughing at him, not with him.

Archae

(46,337 posts)
21. It sure looks like he's a spoiled brat.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:58 PM
Oct 2019

He was banned from securities trading, but his Daddy thinks he did NO-THING wrong...

So he comes up with these crackpot Wile E. Coyote schemes that fail. Every time, and all he does is look like a prize jackass.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,062 posts)
15. Elizabeth Warren Accuser 'Not Up to Caliber' to Work For Gigolo Agency
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:06 PM
Oct 2019

On Thursday afternoon, professional far-right trolls Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman held a “press conference” featuring what they promised to be explosive allegations regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren. In reality, it was a sparsely attended melange of journalists looking for Twitter fodder congregated outside a garage, with a sign saying “Elizabeth Warren: Cougar?” The completely made-up claims were as follows: The improbably named Kelvin Whelly, a former Marine, claimed that last year, Warren had hired him via the male escort agency Cowboys4Angels and engaged in a steamy extramarital affair with him, involving, among other things, lite BDSM and threesomes with busty blondes. A printout distributed during the gathering detailed the allegations, which read like erotica written by a 13-year-old who had seen Fifty Shades of Grey once, and didn’t really get it.

Because Wohl is a felon who has openly admitted to lying to promote President Donald Trump, no one took the claims seriously, and people on Twitter immediately started taking them apart. There was, however, one correct fact contained therein: Cowboys4Angels is, in fact, a real “elite male companion” agency, which is best known for being featured on the Showtime series Gigolos.

To be clear, the story was nonsense, likely culled from Skinemax plotlines and airport bookstore paperbacks bought by middle-aged health care company consultants traveling to Rochester on business. (The accuser also seemed to not quite buy the act, as he reportedly kept laughing while trying to read his statement.) But the Cowboys4Angels namedrop indicated that at the very least, in terms of their knowledge of softcore premium cable series, Wohl and Burkman had done their homework.

But the question remained: Was Whelly actually employed at Cowboys4Angels, and did Wohl team up with the agency as part of an elaborate PR grab? Garren James, the owner and CEO of Cowboys4Angels, says no.

“We went through and searched all of our employment requests and all our contacts because we save the names. The guy never even applied to be at our agency,” he tells Rolling Stone.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elizabeth-warren-accuser-not-up-to-caliber-to-work-for-gigolo-agency-894637/

keithbvadu2

(36,831 posts)
33. Then how did they meet Whelly? At the Rent Boy employees' locker room?
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 10:19 PM
Oct 2019

Then how did they meet Whelly? At the Rent Boy employees' locker room?

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,514 posts)
17. Dear @SenWarren, We're giving you one more chance to fess up to your BDSM affair with Kelvin Whelly
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:21 PM
Oct 2019
Dear @SenWarren,
We’re giving you one more chance to fess up to your BDSM affair with Kelvin Whelly


mahatmakanejeeves

(57,514 posts)
19. We've received threats from rabid Elizabeth Warren supporters. We've massively stepped up security.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:52 PM
Oct 2019
We’ve already received threats against our Press Conference from rabid Elizabeth Warren supporters

We will not be deterred, and nor will our brave client

We’ve massively stepped up security


Archae

(46,337 posts)
20. "Massively?"
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 03:55 PM
Oct 2019

They had one guy, who knew that he couldn't run a heckler off.

No, I call Burkman and Wohl the "Beavis and Butthead" of political theater.
And they deserve it.

SWBTATTReg

(22,144 posts)
22. Once a jacka&&, always a jacka&&. Doing far more damage to themselves and don't realize
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 05:32 PM
Oct 2019

it. Amazing how dumb some people can be and not know it.

SMC22307

(8,090 posts)
25. Warren needs to sue the ever-loving shit out of all three of them.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 06:06 PM
Oct 2019

And it's Arlington, Daily Beast, not Alexandria.

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,514 posts)
39. It gets worse:
Sat Oct 5, 2019, 03:00 PM
Oct 2019
Fairfax, Please Stop Calling Yourself Alexandria
Vernon Miles October 4, 2019 at 3:30pm

If there’s one thing that will annoy many Alexandrians more than all else, it’s calling the southeastern area of Fairfax County across Cameron Run “Alexandria.”

Dave Statter, a former reporter and volunteer firefighter who runs a fire and EMS news website, went on a rant this week about the distinction after Fairfax County Police, and later news outlets, referred to the controversy over a police officer detaining a driver to be handed over to ICE as having taken place in Alexandria.

(1)An important lesson on being good PIO neighbors. Instead of using a real map location when describing a very controversial issue getting national notice, @FairfaxCountyPD relied on a mailing address & mentioned "Alexandria"-a real city & its neighbor to the north & east.(more)



{snip}

NCLefty

(3,678 posts)
27. We're deporting the wrong people.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 06:10 PM
Oct 2019

How much money are conservatives giving these scumbags to gin up this B.S.?

They're so BAD at it too, just like that other douche (you know the one).

Mrs. Overall

(6,839 posts)
28. His stupidity actually gave Warren a boost--people loved her response to the "cougar" accusation.
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 06:10 PM
Oct 2019

Her twitter stream was on fire with positive comments and people donating to her campaign!

struggle4progress

(118,302 posts)
29. "The witness will now haltingly read his testimony word for word,
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 06:37 PM
Oct 2019

while attempting to look authentic by raising one eyebrow"

Sapient Donkey

(1,568 posts)
34. Was it even a question?
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 10:29 PM
Oct 2019

It seemed like people already had him figured out before that thing even started. The guy didn't even graduate high school until 2015 or something.

LuckyCharms

(17,448 posts)
37. I've watched the entire video. I would like to inform you all...
Fri Oct 4, 2019, 11:01 PM
Oct 2019

that I am leaving tomorrow morning for another planet.

I will contact you next from where ever I end up...I'm thinking Jupiter may be nice.

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