Mike Pence just told the media that nobody informed him he had been elected Vice President. nt

[Xipe Totec]

[guillaumeb]

1. Many Trump voters will believe this.

Well done, Mr. Borowitz.

[Aussie105]

2. I'm just the coffee boy? Right?

The current problems have nothing to do with me, right? I just brought the coffee.
Whatever is happening, nothing to do with me.

I know it's a joke, but then again Pence is a bit of a human shaped cardboard cutout pretending to be sentient.

[HubertHeaver]

10. Shades of Vice-President Throttlebottom.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

16. Ding! Ding! Ding! Alexander Throttlebottom

Such a great character name. "Of Thee I Sing" and "Let 'Em Eat Cake". I'm on a recording of both done in 1987 in NY. Took us a year to get paid because the Gershwin estate hoped by hiring classical singers, we'd be paid the cheaper rate. We had to bend our voices to sound more "burlesque". How perfect is that, considering what is going on at 1600 P Avenue?



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0011N2CLA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_R-vLDbXF2BER6

[dchill]

3. Will anybody tell him when he's been impeached?

[Aussie105]

4. Mother will explain it to him.

Gently, so he doesn't start to cry.

[malaise]

5. Mother is going to kick his ass

She was already measuring the drapes

[Xipe Totec]

6. So, the usual Friday foreplay? nt

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

DUzy - damn's that's funny

[Rebl2]

8. No

She never wanted to be there in the first place.

[UTUSN]

9. K&R for, o.k. this the biggest BWAH HA HAH!1

[Ilsa]

11. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! K&R nt

[PCIntern]

12. Funny!!! Wish I'd thought of it.

Well done!!!

[lindysalsagal]

13. Yes, but, the senate GOP already beat him to that.

None of them know they're senators, either.

They think they're in the 5th season of West Wing.

[ffr]

14. Pence you dirty snake you! We always knew you were full in. What? Got bills to pay?

Almost bankrupt and tRump saved you? Now you're caught ethically bankrupt as well.

FLUSH!

[Pepsidog]

15. Haha!!

[calimary]

17. How'd he put it?

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“This is the first I’ve heard of it.”

That’s his standard response when anyone asks him something inconvenient he either knows about or was involved with.

“Well, this is the first I’ve heard of it.”

[Initech]

18. Calling this administration a dumpster fire is grossly underestimating the situation.