Eric Trump Accuses Don, Jr., of Being Whistle-Blower in Bid to Get Him Cut Out of Will

[demmiblue]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what insiders are calling an audacious move to get his older brother cut out of their father’s will, Eric Trump has accused Donald Trump, Jr., of being the whistle-blower.

According to White House sources, Eric marched into the Oval Office on Wednesday morning and announced to his father, “You can stop wondering who this quote-unquote whistle-blower is. It’s Don.”

Reportedly, no sooner had the young Trump made the startling accusation than Don, Jr., himself burst into the room, turning the tables on his sibling by claiming that Eric, and not he, was the actual whistle-blower.

Within seconds, the Trump brothers were viciously wrestling on the Oval Office carpet, while their father looked on, seemingly pleased by the spectacle.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/eric-trump-accuses-don-jr-of-being-whistle-blower-in-bid-to-get-him-cut-out-of-will?utm_source=twitter&utm_social-type=owned&mbid=social_twitter&utm_brand=tny&utm_medium=social

[BumRushDaShow]

1. LOL

[JohnnyLib2]

2. Prescience?

[flibbitygiblets]

3. Like Eric could have crafted a letter that eloquent and accurate...

yes, I know it's satire...

[Generic Other]

4. Seriously who wants to inherit a world of debt?

Besides Ivanka will be there on the deathbed getting it all signed over to her.

[BSdetect]

5. That's hairyarse - oops, hilarious.

[pandr32]

6. Nice visual!

I'll have that stuck in my head for a while, but at least it makes me smile

[Gothmog]

7. I love good satire

[backtoblue]

8. Ha!

[TidalWave46]

9. This is great.

Missing one thing. Who would want to inherit such a load of debt?

[lindysalsagal]

10. Ok this time I said Horowitz before clicking.

[not_the_one]

11. Look, there is Gym Jordan over in the corner,

gazing intently at the two "wrestlers", while jerking off...

(not that there is one. single. thing. WRONG with that... )