"We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!"

[underpants]

Pet store searching for couple suspected of stealing bull penises

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-bull-penis-thieves-stealing-pet-store-20190930-ku5a5piuuvco5brpsdv5spcxsy-story.html

A pair of thieves is believed responsible for stealing hundreds of dollars worth of dried bull penises from pet stores north of the border.

Pet Zone in Newfoundland, Canada, posted a photo of a suspected crime duo they believe robbed two of their stores of those doggy delicacies, which are known as “Pizzles".


“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!” the store claimed.


Pet Zone also charged that witnesses at another area pet store spotted the schlong-swiping couple in their establishment and suspects they were up to no good. Store workers are encouraging anyone with information leading to the pair to contact Canadian police and let the penal system run its course. Well done NY Daily News

[Newest Reality]

1. Well...

You learn something everyday. I will leave it at that, though I must suppress the urge to comment farther.

[Goodheart]

2. I'll say this: those things are expensive.

I don't approve but I understand the motivation.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

3. I swear, underpants,

I don't know where I'd be without YOU sometimes.

Now, help me clean the Pepsi I just shot out my nose off the screen !

[underpants]

4. Heard this on a CBC show on NPR

"As It Happens" pretty good show. Nothing exciting but the hosts are two Canadian women with similar names and voices. The host interviewing the store manager was dancing around all kinds of double entendres...in a Canadian sort of way. I was cracking up listening to it.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

5. I, too, listen to NPR on Canadian Radio.

I think it's 99.7 (Vancouver)or something like that. Always informative. I love how they tackle difficult subject matter with such grace.