My reaction to Ivanka's UN outfit

[maxrandb]

This is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.

Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teater, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Barbie" has to say about fucking anything.

My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.

I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.

These spray-on-tan, Loreal of Bakersfield, plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER.

Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.

I will NEVER forgive fucking Donnie Shit for Brains voting morons for requiring me to take seriously A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously

This fucking family and their supporters, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

[pwb]

1. Good one.

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[Peace06]

2. Ewwwvanka

I share your passion, but more importantly most Americans do too!

[area51]

36. Good one, or "Iskanka". n/t

[Peace06]

60. Ewwwwvanka

I like iskanka too! How about both? The ewww was for her attire at the UN. As if anyone would take her seriously with her headlights on high beam! Continues to amaze!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

3. K & R!

[oasis]

4. I second that emotion. nt

[secondwind]

5. Tell it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[njhoneybadger]

6. I concur

[usaf-vet]

7. Damn tells us what you really think. Don't hold back! Let us hear it loud and clear.

[DLevine]

8. Extremely well stated. K&R. nt

[spanone]

9. K&R...

[magicarpet]

10. "Like dog shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoe..."

Hahahaha...

As you frustratingly whittle away with the end of a pencil and a toothpick to remove it while you have a pinch clothespin attached to your nose so you can deal with the aroma.

[czarjak]

30. After you've walked across brand new carpet!

[Scarsdale]

11. I could not have said it better myself!

Useless, self important morons the entire group. They all think they are "special" and they are. Especially obnoxious. I also take exception with the clowns who fawn over them, surround them, enable them. Jaysus H. Kryst, if the "royal trip" to the U.K. did not humiliate them, there is no hope of them EVER facing reality.

[Tipperary]

71. Seriously?

Ugh.

[CaptainTruth]

12. BRAVO! Well written.

[gademocrat7]

13. K&R

I wholeheartedly agree with you!

[Glorfindel]

14. Well said, sir. Tasteful, restrained, and extremely polite.

Far better than the vile parasites deserve.

[Thekaspervote]

15. Such a sense of self importance! She actually thinks that's what they want to see.. her disgusting

body, because dopey daddy has said so!

[jayschool2013]

16. That's some good shit right there

[brush]

17. Now that's how you go on a righteous rant. I agree 110% if that's possible.

Fuck that orange traitor and his daughter who seemingly wants to be taken seriously but shows up at the UN with some kind of outfit with a twig (?) hanging off of it. Is she even aware of the concept of a well-tailored suit?

She's nearing 40 and still dressing like a 22-year-old.

[Ferrets are Cool]

18. Couldn't have stated it more eloquently. nt

[lastlib]

19. That was lame.....

...compared to what the fuckstains deserve.

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[Farmer-Rick]

20. These Traitor Trump grifters are brought to you by American filthy rich capitalist

The Koch bros, the Waltons, the Bezos, the Gates and even Buffet have allowed these grifters to infest our government. Any one of them could spend enough money to stop these traitors. They either support them directly or enable them.

These Trumps are the epitome of capitalism.

[brush]

64. Take out Gates and Buffet but ad the Mercers and Adelsons. Gates and Buffet have said they should...

taxes.

[llmart]

21. Amen to all that!

I can't even wrap my mind around the fact that she was even at the UN let alone that trashy outfit she chose to wear.

Thank you for putting into words exactly how I feel.

[Hoyt]

22. I long for the days of Billy Carter.

[Cha]

73. ..

[PatSeg]

23. But, but

what did you think of her outfit???

That was an amazing rant!

[CaptYossarian]

24. Tell us how you really feel.

But I agree 100%.

[mountain grammy]

25. Couldn't agree more..

Dog shit in the groves of my tennis shoes.. love that because, well, truth!

[llashram]

26. yes, yes and

true. Every word

[vlyons]

27. Glad you got that bit out

As a Buddhist, I struggle every day to look at vile and disgusting Donald Trump with a calm and abiding mind, and not hate his guts to the core of my being. Hatred is poison.

[liberalmuse]

28. That was a cathartic read.

Well done!

[DemocracyMouse]

29. Nice rant! And yet it's not enough. Nothing can do it. Fire and brimstone is not enough.

[PatrickforO]

31. I'm good with the rant. n/t

[jmbar2]

32. Don't hold back Max - let it all out.

[BlueJac]

34. K&R

[Hermit-The-Prog]

35. Eloquent!

I hesitated to click this one because I thought it would be another fashion and style critique. Then I saw the name and figured it can't be about the outfit.

Some of that dog shit sticks in your shoes even if you scuff 'em in gravel and wet grass. MAGAts have spread that stench across the world.

[brush]

63. It should be about the outfit. What the hell is that hanging off the skirt? And check out the...

photo on the upper part of the skirt. It's a print of her as a teenager shitting on trump's lap. Highly inappropriate. Some call that a lap dance.

She's pushing 40 and still dresses like a 22-year-old. Apparently she has yet to grasp the concept of a well-tailored business suit.

[Beartracks]

66. Lol That's a bad photo edit. That daddy pic was added.

Whoever edited the shot accidentally deleted a bunch of pixels, leaving spots all over the photo and obliterating the stuff "hanging off the skirt." The dangling stuff appears to be stems to the roses.

Here's what the skirt looks like.


?w=620&h=945

It all fits her nicely. It's just an odd choice to wear to a UN assembly. It's like she was dressed to meet friends for Sunday brunch.

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[brush]

67. I'm sorry. Who wears clothes with twigs hanging off it? Teens maybe. She's...

pushing 40 for God's sake. Who can take a grown woman wearing adolescent clothes seriously?

[Beartracks]

68. I know. I don't think the UN is the place for fashion statements. But...

... I can't see a teen wearing that skirt. I'm not really certain WHO I can see wearing it. It's definitely not a "take me seriously" look. But the skirt's Prada, and I don't think "pushing 40' necessarily rules it out; it just doesn't fit this venue at all.

It could have been worse.

Much...

...worse...






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[brush]

74. Definitely a bad choice for the UN.

[3catwoman3]

78. Prada - well, that explains it.

Her stuff is all incredibly FUGLY, in my opinion, and I can't understand why people pay ridiculous amounts of money to look sooooooooooooooo bad.

[Beartracks]

82. I know, I thought the same thing. And...

... the disinterested beanpole models don't help at all.

But so much of it wouldn't look good on ANYbody.

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[Mc Mike]

37. Netherworld Barbie -- top notch phraseology, max. rec, nt.

[Vinca]

38. Your last line pretty much sums it up.

[alwaysinasnit]

39. k&r. Awesome rant!

[SpankMe]

40. Can you take out the part about Axe spray?

I use Axe spray.

[yonder]

41. Righteous rant and Amen!

[denbot]

42. K&R n/t

[LiberalLovinLug]

43. Yet my cynical side says that she will eventually get a "housewives" type show on cable one day

I think its her dream to be a Kardashian style reality star. Where she can promote her "brand" of fashion, perfume, shoes, etc..

Furthermore, I think she'll get it. The Kardashian's proved that as long as you are rich and beautiful and have a well know family connection, who already comes with built in followers, you can get enough losers to watch a show about flaunting your unearned wealth, including excessive self pampering and product promotion without any real skills or education. I personally do nut understand the appeal of shows like that, but there are enough that are.

[3catwoman3]

58. She has about as much reason to be "famous" as...

...Kim Kartrashian does.

[Shoonra]

44. Don't hold back Max ...

Don't hold back Max. Let us know how you really feel.

[jeffreyi]

45. A rant for the ages.

[Mira]

46. This is fluid poetry

I went and googled the outfit and I think the cadence and the meter are perfect.

[Goonch]

47. jpg

[TexasBushwhacker]

53. How does a blue top go with that skirt? N/t

[Beartracks]

65. The pic's been edited on the skirt. Any chance that...

... the stems were at one point blue?



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[Skittles]

48. I had to google "Harris Teater"

I see it is Harris Teeter, although you may be playing with the word 'teater', considering the subject

[trof]

50. rolf rolf

[Skittles]

52. fixed!

[trof]

55. You could at least say "Good dog".

[Skittles]

56. omg HAHAHAHA

funny, I just said that to a neighbor's dog in the breezeway! Gave him a treat when I heard them coming out.

[trof]

57. woof

[kpete]

49. I stole this...

I guess Ivanka's nipples were no match for Nancy Pelosi

[trof]

51. Well, that's easy for YOU to say.

K&R

[randr]

54. I am sorry to disagree

While it pains me to imagine I might defend any one associated with the lsos, I think this is a bit of slut shaming. It is not cool to shame any woman for her looks. I have known women who have had hormonal issues causing their nipples to harden and it is not pleasant for them.
Then again she may have just seen an old man who reminds her of daddy.

[UpInArms]

61. Sorry ... as a business person

That outfit was totally inappropriate

Not slut-shaming... am sick of the take your child to work with you days

[brush]

76. You're kidding, right? You claim slut shaming then add that wicked bit at the end about her...

nipples getting hard from being reminded of daddy. What do you call that—imagined incest shaming? Even a sarcasm gif couldn't get you out of being a daddy sex hypocrite.

Shame.

[randr]

81. I was being overly sarcastic

I really do think the shaming of Ivanka is over the top poor taste

[maxrandb]

83. I don't give one damn about her nipples

I've seen plenty in my lifetime... even have extra sensitive male ones myself.

It's not her nipples, or her outfit. What torques me is the fact that she's at the fucking UN.

She's famous in the way that the Kardashians are famous.

We made a fucking circus clown the president of the United States.

This fucking family should never be required to be taken seriously.

Like I said, they should be... and deserve to be... the most insignificant people we ever encounter in our lives.

[UpInArms]

59. Woooohoooo!

So well said!

[handmade34]

62. ...

[NCLefty]

69. I don't think most of the world leaders viewed her as anything but the leader's daughter.

She should never have been given a White House job. What an ongoing joke.

[NCLefty]

70. Ivanka shined her umm.. headlights... on some important issues...

( . ) ( . )

O.o

[Cha]

72. Bravo, Max!

[ck4829]

75. K&R

[dchill]

77. As Tom Jones sang, "Daughter of Darkness, stay out of my life"

[mr_lebowski]

79. Fuck Yeah ... fuck these insignificant mofos, and all those who sicced them upon us ... A POX!

Righteous, couldn't have said it better maxrandb!

[Guilded Lilly]

80. Our New Official Motto! Bravo !!!!!