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(5,754 posts)His balance isn't quite right. There will be more falls. If he shows up for a debate, our candidate should walk around the stage. He will be stuck holding on to the podium.
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keithbvadu2
(36,874 posts)Eating pretzels like Dubya?
Blue_playwright
(1,568 posts)Choking is scary. But he got a lot of ridicule for it.
keithbvadu2
(36,874 posts)Wonder how many proof those pretzels were.
100 proof?
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)They cause him to lean forward. Maybe he tried higher ones, and fell on his fugly face? Or was pushed?
Ms. Toad
(34,086 posts)Has no one ever seen women wearing high heels? I can't recall a single woman - even with 5"+ heels leaning forward because of her "lifts."
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)have him off-balance. Women start earing spike heels in the teens. By adulthood, they have learned to walk upright. We all know tRump is a slow learner. There was an article about his lifts on Crooks and Liars, or HuffPost, I read recently. Now he is older, and likely shrinking, stands to reason the lifts have to be higher, to prove he is 6'2"
Ms. Toad
(34,086 posts)they do not pitch you forward - any more than standing on the balls of your feet would.
Mosby
(16,337 posts)happybird
(4,616 posts)or he was, haven't seen him in a while. I don't think Dumpster Fire has ever been in shape.
I would think lift construction and balance would be different than high heels? Idk. Inside the shoe vs. outside, wedge shape vs. stiletto. I had a heck of a time getting used to Dansko clogs. They sort of lean and propel you forward, and that's how I imagine lifts working? Will have to do a little googling.
OMGWTF
(3,972 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)When he leans forward like that, his face is closer to vertical with his midsection, disguising (sort of) his portliness. Someone in better shape doesn't need to compensate like that.
Compare with Justin Trudeau:
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)...and complexion.
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)That is missing its back half.
Once you picture that in your mind, you will never "unsee" it that way, and it's hilarious.
JHB
(37,161 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)I've been laughing my ass off ever since.
tblue37
(65,482 posts)True Blue American
(17,988 posts)Lean forward. All that weight. Have you ever seen Trump get out of a chair? I havent
tblue37
(65,482 posts)diva77
(7,652 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)The signs are all there.
Cartaphelius
(868 posts)rough trade with members of the Steven Miller and Jared crowd.
Baitball Blogger
(46,755 posts)Maybe it was his personal assistant's job to wake him up, and when she failed to do so, that's the real reason she got fired?
Glorfindel
(9,732 posts)A bit of tightening...a guy's gotta be ready for his closeup, right?
Cha
(297,503 posts)the bags are gone under his eyes, right?.. when has he had time for that between whine tweeting and golfing?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)dalton99a
(81,566 posts)PJMcK
(22,041 posts)For that procedure, doesn't the patient have to have a brain?
kentuck
(111,110 posts)I wonder how long he laid on the green?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)bike onto asphalt.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Demanded the course marshals remove it.
handmade34
(22,757 posts)just wish he and any bruises would go away... just go away.....
Moostache
(9,897 posts)You could PAINT that pig with lipstick and it would not make a difference, but why choose optic orange? Is he afraid of Pence going full Cheney on him or something?
dalton99a
(81,566 posts)Meadowoak
(5,556 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)Check out where his shade of Nesbitt's orange sits on the colorblindness chart.
Far be it from Trump to let anyone else tell him how he really looks to the outside world. He probably thinks he looks like George Hamilton.
DBoon
(22,395 posts)MontanaMama
(23,336 posts)Im only seeing shadows around his eyes from his fugly hat...his neck however is the same color as the abrasion on his forehead. Unfortunate tanning bed accident? Maybe someone locked him in it?
LeftInTX
(25,511 posts)I'm seeing shadows, not abrasions.
But those goggle areas around his eyes seem to be getting larger lately.
Is he developing sensitivity to orange dye? Only his tan specialists knows for sure.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,692 posts)bucolic_frolic
(43,257 posts)Random bleeding beneath the skin, or due to light injury like hitting your head on a door or the shaft of a golf club. Capillaries broken, in other words. The cause more important than the appearance because it can also be due to disease.
https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-a-hematoma-3120387
peacefreak2.0
(1,023 posts)Verbal ability on wane also.
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)9-iron. I'm only surprised that it took so long.
Champp
(2,114 posts)or maybe the Ghost of Trump's intimate republican pal, Jeffrey Epstein. They may know.
awesomerwb1
(4,268 posts)In this day and age, there's got to be better pics?
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)It would take a whole platoon of surgeons to even make this ass look like a human being.
Maggiemayhem
(811 posts)It would be hard to fall and bruise both temples. Normally people fall to one side. A forward face plant would have bruised his cheeks.
Maggiemayhem
(811 posts)Cousin Dupree
(1,866 posts)happybird
(4,616 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,690 posts)SayItLoud
(1,702 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,772 posts)mushroom head...too much lube...not enough surface to grip...slip, wham, right in the head.
Midnightwalk
(3,131 posts)scarytomcat
(1,706 posts)Could be a drug reaction
yonder
(9,669 posts)Jumpin' the collar I tells ya.
appleannie1
(5,068 posts)He should have a knob under all his hair so he can just turn it to pull his skin tight. Would not get surgery bruising that way. Or maybe not. He would get two jowls and a tiny trunk in a couple week's time.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,748 posts)raccoon
(31,118 posts)eShirl
(18,502 posts)bubbazero
(296 posts)he's big enough, and old enough
yaesu
(8,020 posts)machoneman
(4,007 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)I also find it interesting that he looks completely shitfaced, one of his eyes is more closed than the other, and that his lips are so red they tried to bury them in concealer and failed.
As my pappy used ta say, "that boy's drunker'n Cooter Davis!" Not knowing Cooter I can't say how drunk Cooter is, but Trump isn't doing so well.
jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)Reminds me of an old joke about Gerald Ford:
Apparently the president and his wife have figured out a foolproof birth-control method:
Betty gives Gerald a stick of gum before bedtime.
lettucebe
(2,336 posts)My guess, either fell down and hit his fat face or tried Botox -- his whole upper face looks bruised
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Smak Simp?
Who signed that?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)To study handwriting analysis. His signature now is just like a serial killer.
Grasswire2
(13,571 posts)yonder
(9,669 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Thanks for the clarification. It is hard to make it out. Makes sense to me.
I can see someone scrawling their signature, (it's not uncommon) but he could start with a "T" at least, or have something could even resemble his name.
Awww. Imagine the devotees' dismay when they show people their autographed picture and nobody believes them.
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bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)uponit7771
(90,353 posts)librechik
(30,676 posts)from "genuflecting" before Putin.
Roland99
(53,342 posts)Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)underpants
(182,866 posts)El Supremo
(20,365 posts)True Blue American
(17,988 posts)Trump wears heavy makeup.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)yonder
(9,669 posts)TygrBright
(20,763 posts)Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,690 posts)Seriously.
shanti
(21,675 posts)He looked normal, but if he had bruises, wouldn't he wear makeup? He's that vain.
FakeNoose
(32,714 posts)You'd think that somebody with 10 years' TV experience would realize that the professional makeup artists are going to do a way better job. But he's probably too vain to let anyone else do it, except maybe Ivanka.
That horrible orange makeup he uses covers his age spots and blotchiness. For somebody who golfs as much as he does you'd think he'd have a natural tan. But he uses that hideous orange spray-on tan instead. Yuck!
Stainless
(718 posts)Staying hidden and tweeting his fear and hatred while healing is typical Trump.
Captain Zero
(6,823 posts)If it was a fall. Although. Could he be using one of the dermotological cremes for a pre-cancer skin condition and then got out in the sun? Like an idiot.
dmr
(28,349 posts)he must not question Miller's ahh-thor-ri-tay!
Or sundowning ... when the sun goes down, so does he. He shoulda put on his sundown helmet.
Champion Jack
(5,378 posts)yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)canetoad
(17,175 posts)It's three symetrical bruises - each temple and mid-forehead. Botox shots to smooth out the hate lines? With his crappy diet he probably bruises like hell.