Trump's Mar-a-Lago is in the projected path of Hurricane Dorian

[Sancho]

https://www.tampabay.com/hurricane/2019/08/29/trumps-mar-a-lago-is-in-the-projected-path-of-hurricane-dorian/?fbclid=IwAR3aYKrjUXGDGIYximZPn-XczlsGpYefsveZrW-6Qk5fjJ_sZnA_-CQe5Mw

Hurricane Dorian is threatening to strike Florida near Mar-a-Lago, President Donald Trump’s prized South Florida resort.

The storm is projected to make landfall as a Category 4 hurricane on Monday, with Melbourne as the most likely landing spot. That’s about 115 miles north of Palm Beach, where Trump’s ocean-front hotel is situated. Mar-a-Lago remains in the “cone of uncertainty" — the range of potential paths the hurricane could take as it strengthens in the Caribbean.

The U.S. Secret Service declined to respond to questions about any security measures taken at Mar-a-Lago during an extreme weather event and directed questions to the resort. The Trump Organization and the White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

“It will be a very big Hurricane, perhaps one of the biggest!” Trump wrote.

Thoughts and prayers...

[C_U_L8R]

1. I've got a spare roll of Bounty

that they can't have.

[malaise]

22. Bounty is high end paper

Mine is much cheaper and less effective

[real Cannabis calm]

35. Dropping a nuclear bomb on the hurricane is more expensive; but it could solve a problem...

If Trump is at Mar Largo, when the nuclear hurricane hits.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

40. Bounty

Favorite paper towel of the "Quicker fuckerupper"

[trueblue2007]

2. how about his Doral resort ???

[lagomorph777]

8. we can dream

dual track hurricane?

[Sancho]

16. Will it drown the bedbugs?

[LiberalFighter]

3. I hope the insurance was too much for him to pay and he doesn't have it.

[redstatebluegirl]

12. No worries he will use our money to fix it.

[leftieNanner]

4. And if it hits there

We can just guess who will be first in line for FEMA $$$!

[Ilsa]

5. What do Franklin Graham and

Jerry Falwell Jr. have to say about this? And Pat Robertson?

[Corgigal]

19. And what does

the pool boy and the trainer think?

[mercuryblues]

28. They'll blame it on

the witches

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39090334

Most of Donald Trump's opponents believe they will have to wait four more years to see him leave the White House.
But America's witches are more optimistic.
At the stroke of midnight on Friday, followers of witchcraft across the US performed a mass spell designed to stop the president doing harm.

[Ilsa]

38. I'll work on that tonight.

I don't have the candles and stuff, but maybe a prayer to strengthen their invocation will help!

[moondust]

6. Nuke it!

Save Dorian the trouble!

[Celerity]

23. that crazed bampot is loon enough to try it if his daughter-wife love nest is under real threat

As always, the parrots fucking adds just the right touch

[PCIntern]

29. Sick shit, man...

As the father of a daughter I am utterly REPULSED. I’ve shown that first pic for years and it never fails to elicit disgust.

[Celerity]

31. it is so mind-boggling and wretchedly mental and just so out-in-the-open

If the Rump presidency doesn't show that the office of POTUS needs to be DRASTICALLY scaled back in power, nothing does.

NO one man or woman should be able to fuck up the planet to the level he already has, and the damage he will truly inflict IF he wins reelection. It literally is as fucking insane as he is. He is almost literally an emperor atm (thanks to Moscow Mitch), the main difference being that the Rump of death has thermonuclear weapon power of a human race (and most all other major life) destroying level directly at his short little fingertips.

[RKP5637]

7. Paper towels ought to mop up the Mar-a-Lago mess. n/t

[louis-t]

9. "In terms of wetness, one of the wettest"

[bluedigger]

10. He should try to get a few rounds in this weekend.

[onecaliberal]

11. I dont really care, do you

[sacto95834]

14. BRAVO! n/t

[madinmaryland]

13. This would be a great weekend for trump to visit Mar-a-Lago!

[Sugar Smack]

17. -And "get lost" on the golf course.

[Celerity]

25. maybe these two will coming looking for him, launched by the pure fury of the storm

[Sancho]

26. MF45 plans to nuke the Sharknado....

...with his new Space Force!!!

[RainCaster]

15. Woohoo!!

[lindysalsagal]

18. Wouldn't "The Chosen One" just stand outside and tell god to stop or move the hurricane?

I want to see the fool try.

[mcar]

20. It's the only thing that makes me happy about this mess

Dorian is on a projected horizontal path right through the state, going through Orlando (where my son lives) , and heading west to the Gulf right through my neck of the woods.

Ugh.

[Sancho]

21. Yep...I'm in Clearwater

[mcar]

34. Just north of you in Citrus County

[Lady Freedom Returns]

24. Dollars to Doughnuts...

He he has been on the phone with his insurance agent praying he didn't let his cover lapse and he didn't go for the cheep plan.

[Vinca]

27. More likely he's trying to find out how he can milk the government coffers.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

30. He's probably going to do an Executive Order ...

To have the government pay for the damage done to the "poor businesses" that will get damaged.

[Vinca]

32. He'll milk that "Winter White House" BS for all its worth.

[Zoonart]

33. Bilked his insurance out of 17million dollars!

Donald Trump Got $17 Million Insurance Payout for Damage Few Recall
https://fortune.com/2016/10/24/donald-trump-hurricane-payout-mar-a-lago/

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

36. Does rush limbaugh have his bunker around there, too?

[kskiska]

37. God's will.

Where's Jerry Falwell on this one?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

39. Maybe trump is cheering for Dorian if the property is over insured/valued. n/t