Gather found, folks! We're here to tell you about "The Right---Whatever", the new miracle
---elixir, compound, formula, substance---WHATEVER!---announced by our wonderful, intelligent POT---presi---leader---WHATEVER!---Trump.
"TRW" , had it been used by Trump's predecessor, would have positively prevented Putin from invading and annexing Crimea. It also could have prevented 911 and all of the hurricanes, forest fires and mass shootings of the past three years.
But, wait---"How will this---WHATEVER!---make MY life better?" you may be asking. Excellent question, my friend!
TRW also smooths wrinkles, thickens hair, improves memory and adds up to 30 points to your IQ if applied daily to the forehead.
It removes even stubborn stains from most fabrics or carpets and adding just 2.4 ounces to a 20 gallon tank of gasoline will enable any currently produced automobile to exceed 123 miles per gallon.
Everyone should use this stuff for---WHATEVER! Call your Republican Senator or Representative and ask where you can get YOUR personal supply of TRW! (Don't let them tell you they don't know what you're talking about. If Trump knows about it, THEY do!)
From natural disasters to the national debt; from halitosis to hemorrhoids, "The Right---Whatever" is-------what ever.
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