Apparently, Puerto Rico controls the weather (Twit tweet):

[demmiblue]

Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Congress approved 92 Billion Dollars for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of its kind for “anywhere.”

Link to tweet

[Bleacher Creature]

1. I don't even know where to begin. And why is "anywhere" in quotes? NT

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Because Puerto Rico is an island. In the middle of water.

Big water.

Ocean water.

[Dave Starsky]

9. Ah, yes. I remember that little spiel.

It was like he had heard just that day what an "island" was, and he was trying to explain it to all of us dumbfucks who aren't blessed to be as smart or as educated as he is.

[malaise]

3. Actually King Con of Israel

Dorian is a very small storm - at most it will be a Cat 1 when/if it hits Puerto Rico.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. It is time to ask the question:

With IQ45 in charge, WHY WOULD Puerto Rico WANT to become a state?

[Tanuki]

5. No concern at all from Bedbug45 about potential loss of life or devastation

to the people and their homes and livelihoods in the wake of the storm. Only the usual crass concern about dollars spent that could otherwise go to enriching him and his spawn in one way or another.

[FM123]

6. Idiot.

And that's probably the edited version too, the original tweet probably went something like this:

Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Why do they keep doing this - I know they can control the weather??? Congress approved 92 Billion Paper Towels for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of no bedbugs, no collusion and Putin good Obama bad!

[procon]

7. People are still living in cobbled together

shacks made from salvaged junk because trumps6 pitiful relief effort was a joke. They still have those ubiquitous blue tarps for roofs so any storm with more rain and stronger winds will only make their lives worse.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. So is he going to nuke PR to stop the storm?

Or is he just going to send a shipment of paper towels?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Cholesterol do your goddamn job, you

incompetent fuck!!!!!