Whatever you do don't retweet this article...

[mia]

"Trump Doral settles lawsuit over biting bedbugs"

Link to tweet

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

[dalton99a]

2. Kick

[Wounded Bear]

3. K & R...for visibility...

[2naSalit]

4. K&R

[Guilded Lilly]

5. Kick and a bite!

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Bug off you lying Con!!!!

[CaptYossarian]

7. They could be crab lice--

passed from two Russian prostitutes to Donald to Ivanka.

[calimary]

8. Kicking!!!

[bluestarone]

9. KICK KICK KICK

[Submariner]

10. This tweet needs to be forwarded to the G6 leaders

so they can tell Trump to forget Doral because they don't want to catch Trump's cooties next summer.

I don't tweet, otherwise I'd find a way to get this to Merkel, Macron, et al.

[Demobrat]

11. The bedbug king

Should be his new nickname. Dotard is getting stale.

[gademocrat7]

12. K&R!!!

[kag]

13. My guess is that...

those aren't the only kind of bugs the other leaders would have to deal with.

[denbot]

14. K&R

And a rare retweet.