BREAKING: Trump to send Stephen Miller to his Doral resort in Florida to eat all the bed bugs

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[blm]

1. Renfield. I like bugs.

[mopinko]

10. flies? flies? why should i eat greasy grimy little flies when

i can have fat, juicy spiders?

[blm]

13. Heheh. I knew I liked you for a reason.

😉

[mopinko]

14. same here friend.

[elleng]

2. Good, that's where he belongs;

I suspect he's largely responsible for coming up with many of the dastardly events we've seen happening in OUR government. He's the evil

[True Dough]

3. They all look like this:

Link to tweet

[SCVDem]

18. That caused a flashback.

The Zanti Misfits.

The Outer Limits

[marble falls]

4. I heard he volunteered to demonstrate his commitment to Donnie Two Scoops.

[montanacowboy]

5. OMG, Nosferatu at Doral

Wow, did anyone see the photo of that guy that is suing the dump over being eaten alive by bedbugs at Doral? He had to leave all his luggage and clothing behind because he didn't want to infest his home.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bed Bug City and ....rats in the kitchen too

Sounds like Paradise

[Newest Reality]

6. Oh,

and let's not forget what you would see if you scanned the rooms, carpets and sheets with ultraviolet light. Woah...certain, ah, nasty substances everywhere. Ahem...

[Traildogbob]

8. Black lights and couches

John Fugelsang say's, America is like a frat house couch, trump is the black light that exposed it al.

[Mersky]

7. 'Complimentary Bites' doesn't mean hors d'oeuvres from 5-6pm in the lounge

At Doral, bloodsuckers always dine for free.

[qazplm135]

9. well we know they won't bite him...

professional courtesy after all.

[bearssoapbox]

11. Bed Bug Disgusted To Learn It's Infesting A Trump Hotel Mattress

Even bed bugs have standards.

http://www.breakingburgh.com/bed-bug-disgusted-to-learn-its-infesting-a-trump-hotel-mattress/

[Blue Owl]

12. Tastes great with glue

n/t

[smirkymonkey]

15. Miller is one of the creepiest looking guys I have ever seen.

He honestly looks like he could be a modern day Dracula. He makes my skin crawl. No wonder they don't unleash him in public very often.

[sprinkleeninow]

16. The perfect reptilican. eom

[sprinkleeninow]

17. Had recent skillset experience in donnie's wighat. eom

[Judi Lynn]

20. Info. on the artist who did that record, Tommy Tucker.

It's a shame he didn't live longer, do more records. That one was terrific!

I had to look for information on the guy, out of curiosity, and saw the following:

was the cousin of Joan Higginbotham, the U.S. female astronaut who went into space on the Space Shuttle in 2006.

http://www.soulwalking.co.uk/Tommy%20Tucker.html

Didn't live long, died at 48. Sad.

Thanks for the song.

[sprinkleeninow]

22. I realize the lyrics mostly didn't apply to schlumpy's ratty coif,

but when I came up with 'wig hat', this song presented itself. I remember it. Now I carbon dated myself! 😁

[ChazInAz]

19. Hey!

Don't compare Max Schreck to Miller.
The former was a gifted artist and a respected actor!

[trueblue2007]

21. Miller is an evil monster. He and Rump are the Anti-Christ