Trump Orders Americans To Stop Eating Chinese Food

[babylonsister]

Hey, it could happen.

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Trump Orders Americans To Stop Eating Chinese Food
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Saturday August 24, 2019 · 5:37 PM EDT


As part of his ever-escalating trade war with China, Donald Trump has ordered Americans to stop patronizing Chinese restaurants.

“If they think they can outsmart me, they better think again,” said the master negotiator. “I am hitting them where it hurts, in the stomach. This was always my nuclear option and I’m using it. No more family nights at the local Chinese restaurant … no more takeout.”

Following Trump’s latest directive, which he put out in a tweet, a few staff members gently tried to explain to Trump that the People’s Republic of China does not own any restaurants in the United States, let alone Chinese restaurants; that this boycotting of Chinese eateries will have no effect on our adversary.

“Maybe not,” said Trump, “but it will severely cut down on the food they export to our country. Where do you think all those Peking ducks come from? And those fortune cookies? And that special, secret sauce for General Tso’s chicken? … China.”

It remains to be seen if Americans will give up their love of Chinese food. Already several Jewish organizations, including the Jewish Federation of North America and the National Council of Jewish Woman, have come out strongly in opposition to the proposed ban.

[FakeNoose]

1. Yeah right

We're not even listening!

[katmondoo]

2. I think I wil go Chinse food for dinner tonight

[vercetti2021]

3. Hmm thinking Chinese tonight

Sounds wonderful. Thanks Dump

[magicarpet]

4. Is this a royal decree ?

Can we still have hot mustard and Wasabi sauce ?

[mindem]

5. The scary thing is,

if this were to actually happen, I wouldn't be surprised. That's how stupid things have become.

[Ohiogal]

6. All recordings of

David Bowie’s. “China Girl” will be banned as well.

[treestar]

7. And ban china

we can use paper plates!

[treestar]

8. Ban Chinese checkers!

We played that game when I was a kid!

[babylonsister]

9. Ha! So did my family. Memories... nt

[malaise]

10. ROFL

You can only eat it at Con properties. Remember when he said that the best Mexican food was at his New York property .

[Sneederbunk]

11. Fortune cookies are rigged.

[In It to Win It]

12. I'm literally eating Chinese food right now.

[Paladin]

13. Sorry, trump. My wife can't make it without my black bean chicken.

It's a fairly complex recipe, but I've been making it for years, and it contributes to my marriage's stability and happiness.

Howabout you just fuck yourself, instead?

[cwydro]

14. How many of us remember Freedom Fries?

All the boycotting of French food.

Such nonsense, but yeah, it has happened.

[Talitha]

15. Not gonna happen - - not in my house, anyway!!!

[Sancho]

16. Will he delay this order until after Christmas???

Where will Jewish people eat on Christmas if all the Chinese restaurants close?

[dalton99a]

17. Chinese restaurants are HEREBY ORDERED to be closed on Christmas Day

Damn heathens serving food to people on Christmas Day. Unbelievable.

Make Christmas Great Again!!!

[lame54]

18. Fortune cookies are fake news