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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToday, when someone says "Any child can grow up to be president", parents immediately
think "Oh, please---not MY child! We're teaching (him or her) to be a good and decent person!"
malaise
(269,157 posts)No - see what we got for believing that shit - this one should never have been president
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)We can now see a real flaw in that old saying. In fact, we have worse than just anyone: some sort of malignant mutation of sorts.
At this point though, we might do better with a slug with its brain wired to laptop as our President. Anyone else for President!
cos dem
(903 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)President Myron Slug has called for huge subsidies for the personal lubricants industry today, and has declared that his Administration will work hard to criminalize escargot. He also floated a trial balloon on making salt an illegal substance and banning it entirely.
malaise
(269,157 posts)some sort of malignant mutation -perfect