*** RNC Thread #3 (rMoney on now) ***

[Wednesdays]

Thanks nc4bo for picking up my slack

Continuation of Thread #2:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021236645

[Wednesdays]

1. Uh, WTF?

I mean...wha?

[nc4bo]

2. WTbLOODYF?! nt

[Wednesdays]

3. Mitt Romney is...a devoted liar...

[nc4bo]

4. I'll drink to that!

[uponit7771]

5. Rubio, they hate you....

[nolabear]

6. I'm still in Eastwood shock. Who is this guy and who's he introducing?

[Jennicut]

28. I can't concentrate on anything Rubio is saying.

Because I still haven't gotten over the last speech.

[nc4bo]

7. Rubio sounds exactly like Ryan - like a used car salesman. nt

[uponit7771]

8. We were MORE secure in 2008!?!! LOFL!

[BadgerKid]

9. Rubio: You think BO is watching tonight?

Er, maybe he's actually running a country.

[ellisonz]

10. STFU Charisma-Boy

[uponit7771]

11. "power and wealth belonged only to a few"...and KKKons want to keep it that way

[Sparkly]

12. "Almighty God" -- here we go.

[spanone]

13. well, they certainly don't have an ounce of respect for President Barack Obama.

none of them
don't even respect the office he holds
eastwood said everthing but 'boy'

fuck these people
i can't believe we're the same species

[trailmonkee]

14. oh gawd!!! not gawd again!!!!!

[jsmirman]

15. Jefferson, Monroe, Madison, Lincoln, FDR, Clinton

all lawyers.

Sure, there have been some terrible ones, but you hate having lawyers as Presidents?

Those are six that are generally accepted to be among the very best.

[ellisonz]

22. John Adams was a lawyer too. n/t

[uponit7771]

16. Republicans do NOT...NOT believe in Much Is Given Much Is Required!!!

[nc4bo]

17. We shouldn't be like the rest of the world but the rest of the world should be like America (?)

Fucking Crusaders make me sick.

[trailmonkee]

18. did he just scriptural adminission? wtf. does that even mean?

[jsmirman]

19. Oh, you're fucked on your student loans if Mitt wins

nice one, Rubio.

[Hayabusa]

20. And if you're in that position, we here in the GOP say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sucks to be you!

[spanone]

21. hey rubio, Obama hasn't had enough time to fuck it up like you see it

[JenniferJuniper]

23. Zero substance. And I'm tired of all the sob stories.

[99th_Monkey]

40. Rags to Riches "humble beginnings" dumptruck full of BS. nt

[nc4bo]

24. Common theme - You poor, lazy, sickly slobs - BOOTSTRAPS. Use 'em. nt

[Sparkly]

32. And if you're sick or disabled or three years old,

BUCK UP!!

[trailmonkee]

25. here we go with the 'my parents are sorry fucks and I am awesome' shit again.... jeeeezus! eom

[Ellipsis]

26. "over night shift at K-mart" ... man!

[Sparkly]

27. Wow, NOBODY I KNOW had parents who didn't finish high school...

I'm kidding.

I know many people whose parents didn't.

Funny how these people have to tout things like this -- and don't forget about poor Mitt and Ann having to eat pasta and tuna fish.

[vanlassie]

31. And cash in stock options!!!

[Sparkly]

34. Imagine if Mitt hadn't had have enough money in stocks to support them!!

Ann came THAT CLOSE to having to (gasp) go to WORK!!!

[jsmirman]

29. Rubio, you're part of the "English Only" party

you know that, right?

[vanlassie]

30. Remember when Eastwood made fun of "going in to Afghanastan" without "checking with the Russians to

see how they made out?" Does he remember WHO took us there? Sheesh.

[Hayabusa]

33. And what happened when we did?

Should have listened to those Russians...

[Webster Green]

36. That one really got me.

WTF

[ellisonz]

43. Naw couldn't be...

[JenniferJuniper]

35. I thought tonight was supposed to be about Mitt Romney?

[nolabear]

37. AND Mitt's loose! Press that flesh, look alive!

[nc4bo]

39. Looks like he's about to pass out business cards!! nt

[nc4bo]

38. Is that Simply Irresistible I hear???!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! nt

[sfpcjock]

41. Eastwood will personally profit millions if Romney is elected, ...

that would make the difference for a failing career. Like with all of them, we have to make up the difference in the tax bill for them--a disgusting prospect. It's a straight shot for our soldiers to the next Iwo Jima in Iran or elsewhere. You pick it.

[nc4bo]

42. oh shit did some one say don't touch me or him? nt

[JenniferJuniper]

48. quite loudly, yes

[Chorophyll]

122. Oh my.

[nc4bo]

126. Hey wish someone would find them and let them speak!! nt

[jsmirman]

44. "You suck Mitt! You suck Mitt! You suck Mitt!"

[d_b]

45. DONT TOUCH ME

GET THOSE LIBERAL PAWS OFF ME!

[nc4bo]

49. WWWho said that? nt

[d_b]

60. i don't know about the liberal paws part

but i clearly heard someone say "don't touch me!" as mitt was shaking hands.

[trailmonkee]

46. someone just yellewd dont touch me to rmoney?

[jsmirman]

47. That's a Grim Reaper smile

[Bobbie Jo]

50. Goosebumps

[jsmirman]

51. Yes. When I think Ryan, I think "Big Heart"

[Auntie Bush]

52. Rubio-- I thought Rubio was suppose to pump up Mitt but he's pumping up the USA & himself.

[nc4bo]

55. I think that's in their DNA. Eat your own. nt

[applegrove]

53. Paul Ryan: "a man with a big heart from a small town". LIE #1

[trailmonkee]

54. he has the same look on his face that my grandpa used to have when he watched 'Lassie Come Home'

[Chorophyll]

125. I'm sorry but that's freaking awesome. Thanks for the LOL.

[Moosepoop]

129. That made me laugh!!

But he also looked like Lassie... every time he widened his eyes and cocked his head, I half expected him to raise his ears and start panting.

[trailmonkee]

131. te heee!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

56. Let the tooth sucking and lip smacking begin!

[spanone]

57. so mitt, we've had no freedom under President Obama?

[ecstatic]

58. Freedom of religion, you say?

RWers think freedom should only apply to christians.

[Bobbie Jo]

59. YAWN

[BadgerKid]

61. WTF? Castro's tyranny?

I guess Rubio was suggesting invading Cuba afterall. I don't get it.

[Wednesdays]

62. WTF is with the "USA USA USA"

Are they running against another country?

[Chorophyll]

127. Kinda like Pavlov's dogs, aren't they.

They'd better stay away from Mitt's car.

[Auntie Bush]

63. OK MItt...you convinced me. I'll vote for America. I love America!

Oh, Oh, He wanted Obama to succeed because he wanted America to succeed. Another damn lie!

[Generic Other]

64. So bad so bad so bad

lies, scum sucking lies, and all delivered with a plastic smile that makes me want to slap him!

I am an American and I deserve better!

[jsmirman]

65. Getting louder and getting softer =/= dynamics

anyone who has ever sung worth a damn knows that.

That's lost on politicians like Rombot.

[ecstatic]

66. What did he say about movies and lights?

[nc4bo]

67. DU running sloooooooooooooooow for me. nt

[nolabear]

73. Apparently Eastwood broke the internet. NOTHING is running.

Including my brain. I can't concentrate on a thing Romney is saying.

[JenniferJuniper]

78. Clint has indeed shut down the web.

[nc4bo]

105. Much better now. nt

[Wednesdays]

68. Here we go...warming up to...

"I BUILT THAT!"

[tjdee]

69. Obama never run a business? UM the American government is not a ......business?

I feel like I'm in bizarroland.....

When that new business opens downtown?
When your kid calls with a bunch of job offers?

Another blast to the past moment from a Republican again....

he started a small business????

[Jennicut]

70. Mittens wants to tell us how we should feel when we vote for Obama.

Oh Mitt, fuck off.

[Sparkly]

71. "Attacking success," "Apologizing for Success" -- same old song.

[bullwinkle428]

72. "Never apologize for success!" Take a drink, everyone!

[nolabear]

74. C'Mon, throw us a crumb. SOMETHING you'll do. Anything.

*sigh*

[Sparkly]

76. "My plan is very clear. Step by step, here it is."

"Obama is bad."

[ellisonz]

75. Blah blah blah blah

STFU Rmoney

[uponit7771]

77. They hate him

[tjdee]

79. Oh good, here come the lies. He's going to send jobs to China, 700 billion in cuts to Medicare....

WHERE ARE YOUR POLICIES, Williard? Where???

[sfpcjock]

80. "I love me some Paul Ryan, namesake of Ron Paul, a vicious and indifferent budget Munster...

who loves his mother. Paul can use his private wealth acquired through crony capitalism to personally pick up his Mother’s Medicare Coupon gap in a way that you will never be able to in a million years." <<APPLAUSE>>

[JenniferJuniper]

85. Paul Ryan-Ron Paul-Rand Paul-Ayn Rand

[pa28]

81. Deliberate lying. Here it is.

Same script as Ryan.

[Wednesdays]

82. Here's his plan

Cut taxes on the rich
Repeal Obamacare


This is brand spanking new stuff, folks! Whee!

[bushisanidiot]

83. Did he just pronounce entrepreneur with a French accent??

.

[ellisonz]

84. Guess who's not coming to the RNC: Bush/Cheney

[tjdee]

86. Same old GOP bs. Vouchers, screwing with the environment, "consequences" and supporting business.

Wow, really groundbreaking stuff here.

By groundbreaking I mean "same ole".

[Sparkly]

87. How is he NOT going to raise taxes on the middle class?

Is he going to NOT cut taxes for the rich?

[tjdee]

90. "Mathematically impossible"---that's what Ezra Klein was pointing out today.

Don't remember which impartial thinktank crunched the numbers, but his plan was called "mathematically impossible".

[BadgerKid]

92. Contradicts tax calculators out there, e.g.,

http://www.barackobama.com/tax-calculator

[Bobbie Jo]

88. Worst. Acceptance. Speech. Ever.

[sfpcjock]

104. "BELIEVE" "BELIEVE"

[JenniferJuniper]

89. Was the ocean thing a joke of some sort? No one laughed.

[tjdee]

93. Yes--it was a crack at environmentalism and/or global warming and Obama.

Which is just stupid.

[begin_within]

91. He looks like he has to pee really bad.

[JenniferJuniper]

94. Blame Clint and Invisible Obama for going over time.

[ellisonz]

99. It's all Invisible Obama's fault

Invisible Obama ?@InvisibleObama

Did I just get invisible credit for taking out Bin Laden?

[ellisonz]

95. Warmongering

Also: did you know we abandoned the Poles? Don't forget about Poland!

[nolabear]

96. Tickticktick...I'll be glad when this is done and forgotten.

[jillan]

97. OMG - he wants to go back to the cold war. This man CANNOT get elected.

[nc4bo]

98. What is this fascination with Cuba? Romney & Co. have mentioned it several times. nt

[steve2470]

100. shoring up support in the south Florida Cuban community nt

[nc4bo]

103. K. Thanks. nt

[flamingdem]

112. I thought you wrote "snorting" up!

plenty of that down there

[BadgerKid]

102. Mitt said it: Obama lifted trade sanctions (?)

I had wondered myself.

[flamingdem]

114. He is totally uninformed or what?

I'm not able to watch so wondering what the 'ell

[flamingdem]

117. florida vote I suppose nt

[nolabear]

101. Invisible Obama is bored.

[Kadie]

106. LOL!

[JenniferJuniper]

108. I can't see him. Is he being played by ghost of Claude Raines?

[tjdee]

107. So now he's blaming borrowing from China on Obama too??

The lies, the lies the liesssssssss

[Hayabusa]

109. "A military so strong no nation would dare test it"?

That legit fucking scares me.

[nolabear]

110. Thank GOD that's over!!!

Now, back to how wierd Eastwood was.

[JenniferJuniper]

111. God! God! God! God to 11!

[ellisonz]

113. Oh thank you Jeebus it's over

"Livin' in America"

[nc4bo]

115. Praise the Lord, pass the peas thank God that shit is over. nt

[steve2470]

124. amen lol nt

[Sparkly]

116. So in sum, his plan is......???

Education?
Foreign policy?
Balancing the budget?

Anything?

[ellisonz]

118. To fire people who give him bad service...

...something he enjoys deeply. Also, not being concerned about the very poor. USA! USA! USA!

[nc4bo]

120. To be disclosed after the inauguration. nt

[tjdee]

119. LAWLLLLLLLL Livin' In America..... a great hit from the ..... 1980s.

Wow, that was pretty sucky.

I'm sure no one will care.

[nolabear]

121. Rev Al is not happy.

Nor am I.

[amandabeech]

123. I've heard this every four years since 1980.

I just can't get excited anymore, no how bad it is.

[sfpcjock]

128. Larry Kudlow panned it on CNBC. It's over.

It's over.

[nc4bo]

130. So was Romney doped?

MSNBC lady say he was "remarkably at ease".

Said it many, many times...........Xanax in his Pepsi Zero ya think?

[WinkyDink]

132. He IS the dope.

[Wednesdays]

133. And to think that PEPSI ZERO is a no-no in Mormon dogma

He'd better be extremely adept at keeping secrets.