'TOTALLY FACTUAL Breaking News' ....

[Soph0571]

For future announcements while Trump, the great distributor of fake news is in the White House we need a more precise descriptor of the current state of affairs....



Heh. More truth in this than any of the actual bollocks that comes out of the Presidents gob. Including for those that missed it yesterday the fact that the President is retweeting conspiracy theories that Clinton killed Epstein...

[Hav]

1. Hillary hacked into the prison system,

deactivated the cameras, got access into the prison through the air shafts, rappelled down Mission Impossible style and got rid of Epstein. She also beat up half the prison staff on her way out before going back to her pizza job.
Apparently, this isn't far away in spirit from what some people actually think.

[MyOwnPeace]

2. And the proof........

is in her server at home..... oh, wait - it's been erased!

[paleotn]

10. And my response to wing nuts who spout this stuff......

Well, if she's that damn good, she'd make one hell of a president.

Their innate fear of a smart, accomplished, strong woman has transformed Secretary Clinton into some kind of super being. They don't like Bill Clinton much either, but not to the point of transforming him into some kind of all powerful super villain. Its bizarre.

[mitch96]

3. I knew it was the clintons all along ;)

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Actually this is right out of the Mafia/Putin play book if you really want to go there...
Paranoia proven by history and all that jazz...
M

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. Yep. A little known episode of the Bowling Green massacre

[NCjack]

5. I really knew it was the Clintons and their gang. You have connected the dots! nt

[Meadowoak]

9. This is Hugh!!!1!!!

[Aussie105]

6. Glad that is sorted.

Now, back to important stuff.

Which was . . . . mmmm, let me think. No, can't remember. The 24 hour news cycle comes with an auto erase function, apparently.

[Scarsdale]

7. Enough already.

SUE his orange flabby arse off.

[PatSeg]

8. First laugh of the day

and will probably be the best!

[zackymilly]

11. The visitor logbook had an entry of "Former Senator of NY". Curious... n/t

[In It to Win It]

12. That's exactly why she should be our president.

Trump wishes he had this kind of power 😂

[hvn_nbr_2]

13. They didn't make a side trip to the sex slave colony on Mars? nt