IF...

[Soph0571]

Fair enough...turnabouts fair play after all

[ffr]

1. K&R

[Scarsdale]

2. Moscow Mitch is in hiding.

His turtle feelings were upset when people at a rally in Kentucky drowned him out yelling "Moscow Mitch" He went home, tripped over a bag of cash and hurt his shoulder. I guess those shells are not as protective as we thought. Anyway, he will not be out in public any time soon. Not to worry, people will wait until he shows his ugly mug again. Hopefully, this Moscow Mitch name reaches into the "hollers" of Kentucky, and wakes up the gop voters.

[denbot]

3. Do you really think he's hurt?

My guess he is hiding, and hoping the Moscow Mitch meme blows over..

[Scarsdale]

6. Too convenient. He is a coward.

His dirty deeds are FINALLY catching up with him, and he is SCARED. People with clear consciences do not chicken out, they stand up for themselves. He is NOT hurt. The Moscow Mitch name is too correct to fade away.

[PunkinPi]

4. Another one along the same lines...

Link to tweet

If I die in a mass shooting I give you full permission to take my body, stuff it in a cannon, aim it at Mitch McConnell’s office and send my lifeless corpse sailing right through that motherfucker’s window

[smirkymonkey]

5. +1000

[backtoblue]

7. I told my ex-husband once

That if he died I was going to have him cremated, then flush his ashes down the toilet...so he could see how big of an asshole he was.