Oh nooos, Moscow Mitch is laid up in Kentucky after fracturing something.

[MoonRiver]

Can't possibly call the Senate back to vote on common sense gun control.

[Va Lefty]

1. Hope it's painful as f***

[MoonRiver]

2. hehe

[Sugar Smack]

25. HEH!

Short and sweet.

[JanetLovesObama]

3. He's lyin !!!!!!

[DemoTex]

4. Drunk, again?

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Award the Medal of Freedom to whoever tripped the rotten bastard.

n/t

[BigmanPigman]

6. Hey Murderer, Moscow Mitch...

Try to fall down a whole flight of stairs today. You need all the excuses you can get to allow NRA $$$ into your bank accounts so you can add even more gun control bills to pile up on your desk while more people are killed by American terrorists. Why not, you already sold our country to Putin and he can attack the next election and the ones after that. As long as you are in the Senate we will see more and more mass murders and the GOP will win every election illegally. Please fall down several flights of marble stairs. Our country's future depends on getting you out of the picture as well as the Racist Rapist.

[malaise]

7. Hehehehehhe

His timing was perfect

[liberaltrucker]

16. TOO perfect

[live love laugh]

8. "Too bad!" nt

[oasis]

9. I love the smell of schadendfreude in the morning.

[liberaltrucker]

17. Need a smaller violin

[oasis]

20. Eensy weensy. nt

[tenderfoot]

10. Couldn't have been his spine...

seeing that he hasn't one.

[dixiegrrrrl]

28. nor his heart. n/t

[Heartstrings]

11. Thoughts and prayers....nt

[kozar]

12. which?

of his multiple turtle chins was fractured?

[Wellstone ruled]

13. This is going to be very interesting.

Yupper,Harry Reid smacked himself with his elastic exerciser and the Rethugs were yelling all kinds of fake crap. Wonder how the shoe fits on Moscow Mitch. Yes sir,that happened on Summer break also.

Look for Moscow Mitch to hang up the Grifter Spurs.

[CurtEastPoint]

14. Elaine probably pushed his bony pasty ass down the GD stairs.

[stopbush]

15. Q: do they take off his turtle shell to set the fracture?

[Captain Zero]

18. Too bad he wasn't on a tour of the Grand Canyon. nt

[lettucebe]

19. Has this been verified? He may just be hiding

under his rock

[onethatcares]

22. yep, not to be seen

until after the elections because after what happened with his constituents, he doesn't want to be out in public anymore.

the shit done finally hit the fan blades.

[lpbk2713]

21. Fractured his tongue.

When Trump crossed his legs.

[Pacifist Patriot]

23. Well, we know it's not his backbone.

[EveHammond13]

24. WOMP WOMP MITCH

[Baitball Blogger]

26. Probably a strategic break to solicit sympathy.

I'm only half kidding. No, not really. I mean it.

[OldDem65]

27. Who is second in command if the Majority Leader is incapacitated temporarily and can't do his job?

This situation requires an emergency session. If McConnel is laid up and can't do it then the second in command should be able to take the reins until he is recovered.

[DesertRat]

29. They're calling him Massacre Mitch on twitter

He apparently fell on his patio and fractured his shoulder. I don't see why he can't come back to D.C. in a sling. Or better yet, just retire.

[babydollhead]

30. he fractured his shoulder shrugging n/t