"As his hair tries to fly away from his head, Trump says he and Putin have discussed..."

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

As his hair tries to fly away from his head, Trump says he and Putin have discussed a nuclear weapons pact

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[Demovictory9]

1. Lol

[malaise]

2. The hair looks stiffer than

a linen shirt in a pick up bag at the laundry

[Blue Owl]

3. Holy hair helmet, Batman!

[malaise]

5. ROFL

[HipChick]

10. Won't someone close to him tell him he looks like a

twat?

[gratuitous]

4. A shiny nickel to the first reporter who says

"Could you repeat that, sir?" Jesus fuck, what a goddam word salad. He sounds like a third grader stalling for the recess bell when he didn't read the assignment.

[brush]

6. That must be a new piece as it's not the same color as the rest of his hair.

Either that's some industrial-grade hairspray he uses or it's held down with threading, maybe double-side duct tape.

[MyNameGoesHere]

7. That hair is held in place by

PutinJiz brand hair gel.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

8. Bad hair day!

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. Not enough money in the world.....

[Roland99]

11. Half of his executive time is spraying that mop

[keithbvadu2]

12. A pact for Jared to sell our nuclear secrets?

A pact for Jared to sell our nuclear secrets?