Forget The Oxford comma, we now have the Trump comma

[underpants]

Rather than going through months of slander and libel, I explained to John how miserable it would be for him and his family to deal with these people John has therefore decided to stay in Congress where he has done such an outstanding job representing the people of Texas, and our Country.

I really wonder if he threw in commas just to stall for time for himself while formulating the rest of this sentence.

DU Thread here
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=2349205

[Blue Owl]

1. The Oxturd comma

n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. And he missed a period.

No, tRump is not pregnant even though he looks it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. And thank gawd for that! The very idea........!!

[malaise]

7. so he gave us a

pregnant pause

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Ah, you're too funny, my dear malaise!

He sure did.

[malaise]

9. Ha

[lunatica]

4. It was too complex a sentence so he knew it needed a comma.

and the last three words were really an afterthought and we all know that means putting in a comma.

Or maybe he just needed to catch his breath after such a long sentence so, obviously, a comma.

Then there are the periods, but that’s a story for another day.

[RainCaster]

5. An intellectual coma

On the part of the Cheeto Tweeter

[Efilroft Sul]

6. It's the serial liar comma.