The Wonkette Article on Giuliani's 3rd divorce proceeding is hysterical

[bronxiteforever]

Rudy Giuliani Will Be Lucky To Get Custody Of Both His Old Man Balls In This Divorce
Wonkette
Five Dollar Feminist July. 26, 2019 04:20


Aside from the delicious schadenfreude of the whole thing, we literally could not care less what happens to these disgusting grifters. But we do have one serious question here.

HOW THE FUCK DOES A SERIAL PHILANDERER WHO'S BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES NOT HAVE A PRENUP?!?!? Rudy Giuliani is a practicing lawyer who already danced this dance once with his second wife, Donna Hanover, who secured almost $7 million in their 2002 divorce settlement. Between the two of them, Rudy and Judy have been married six times, and they don't have a pre-nuptial agreement? How is that even possible?

Donald Trump's a goddamn idiot, but at least that guy was smart enough to protect his assets after the first messy divorce from Ivana. And he managed to con his dumbass buddy out of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of legal fees, too, but we digress. So, congrats, Rudes -- you're actually dumber than Donald Trump. And you're about to get taken to the cleaners.

https://www.wonkette.com/rudy-giuliani-will-be-lucky-to-get-out-of-this-divorce-with-his-old-man-balls-intact

[Midnightwalk]

1. Practicing Lawyer!?!

That phrase always trips me up with Rudy. Practicing is important but at some point you have to realize you have no talent and give it up.

It is fun to watch him get burned.

[guillaumeb]

2. He deserves it.

He has no integrity, and no shame.

Too bad that the US corporate media treats Giuliani as a serious commenter and gives him so much air time.

[bronxiteforever]

3. +1

[tblue37]

8. Ratings from rubberneckers at a car wreck. nt

[erronis]

11. Ratings from rubberneckers who capitalize on the eyeballs - ad revenue.

[tblue37]

12. That's my point. Viewers rubbernecking provide ratings. nt

[Yonnie3]

4. I have some sympathy for Rudy because every one knows love is blind.

[Me.]

5. Boy, That's Some Tough Homework For The Girlfriend

for some teeth work and a trip to the pro shop?

[bluedigger]

6. Guess he thought this one would put up with his shit until he died.

She's taking the early out.

[Harker]

7. Maybe this explains the dye job.

He's back in circulation.

[Scarsdale]

9. Yes! Exactly my

first thought. It would take more than that to make Rudes attractive, though. Has he already checked all his available cousins?

[Harker]

10. He seems to have plenty of cash.

If true love doesn't come along...

[erronis]

14. I'm sure a lot of people would find him attractive if he kept his pants on and mouth closed.

Just like J SuckALow.

Ghouliani is already a walking corpse. What hole-bodied repuglicon zombie wouldn't want to lie next to him in his bed-time crypt?

[CTyankee]

13. Remember when he was called "America's mayor"?

Yup. He got called that after 9ll. Later he lied and said HRC (then NY Senator) wasn't there. Of course, there was a front page photo of him standing next to her at Ground Zero so...