British Lose Right to Claim Americans are Dumber

[Norbert]

You gotta love Andy Borowitz but Brexit Boris has a little ways to go before he equals the US monster.

ONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.

Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans’ has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.

But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the “most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/british-lose-right-to-claim-that-americans-are-dumber?fbclid=IwAR2XmfDbmpJWvjFOA7WeUsLVFoqzBn1-34i8hY59fGx_KhQU1B0lpZ4X3AI

[democratisphere]

1. Maybe English speaking people are total idiots.

[smirkymonkey]

2. K&R

[dalton99a]

3. .