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ck4829

(35,079 posts) Mon Jul 22, 2019, 09:41 AM Jul 2019

So I heard that Trump Straws have to include instructions on how to use them

In picture form... with one of the pictures being a red X and caption of DON'T with a Trump supporter throwing a drink on the ground and then using the straw to slurp up the spilled liquid from the ground.

What have you heard?

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So I heard that Trump Straws have to include instructions on how to use them (Original Post) ck4829 Jul 2019 OP

One of the instructions on it I saw shraby Jul 2019 #1

I would have guessed at something more along the lines of no_hypocrisy Jul 2019 #2

I hear the instructions just say........ Flo Mingo Jul 2019 #3

"Can't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel" comes to mind. bluedigger Jul 2019 #4

people are saying that the "do not" list on the trump straws includes rampartc Jul 2019 #5

"FOR ORAL USE ONLY" dalton99a Jul 2019 #6

They suck-Like their users packman Jul 2019 #7

I find it amusing customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #8

shraby

(21,946 posts)

1. One of the instructions on it I saw

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 09:43 AM

Jul 2019

said not to tear the end of the wrapping off and blow it into someone's eye, then leave the wrapper on the ground.

no_hypocrisy

(46,151 posts)

2. I would have guessed at something more along the lines of

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 09:44 AM

Jul 2019

"Always put the end of the straw with the Trump logo showing above the beverage."

Flo Mingo

(492 posts)

3. I hear the instructions just say........

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 10:02 AM

Jul 2019

You Suck

bluedigger

(17,087 posts)

4. "Can't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel" comes to mind.

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 10:08 AM

Jul 2019

rampartc

(5,432 posts)

5. people are saying that the "do not" list on the trump straws includes

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 10:15 AM

Jul 2019

a comprehensive list of orifices that trump supporters are warned not to insert the non biodegradable siphons.

also included is the warning that use of the straws to create mini pinwheels could cause cancer.

dalton99a

(81,565 posts)

6. "FOR ORAL USE ONLY"

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 10:17 AM

Jul 2019

packman

(16,296 posts)

7. They suck-Like their users

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 10:19 AM

Jul 2019

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)

8. I find it amusing

Reply to ck4829 (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2019, 11:10 AM

Jul 2019

that "Wet-Naps" still have instructions for use printed on them.

"This damned thing ISN'T working!!!" "Oh, wait, you have to 'tear open packet' and then 'unfold'. Ok, never mind."

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