AL-SEN: GOP Senate Candidate Says Less Buttsex, More Gunsmoke,

[RandySF]

Let's check in on the GOP Senate primary in Alabama! Did you know that accused kid toucher Roy Moore has primary opponents? That's right, Alabama Republicans aren't just gonna let him Stranger Danger his way into office without a fight. We'd like to introduce you to one of his opponents, current Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill, who, unlike Moore, hasn't been accused of touching any kids -- to our knowledge, but this is Alabama, so who knows! -- but who, like Moore, has some bizarre thoughts about the homosexuals. Specifically he is tired of seeing them on his television, and would like to see more "Gunsmoke" on the TV instead.


https://www.wonkette.com/alabammy-gop-senate-candidate-says-less-buttsex-more-gunsmoke-pew-pew-pew

[EveHammond13]

1. someone is protesting too much...

[Danascot]

2. Gunsmoke? Wow

He's old enough to be dead.