The Rude Pundit: At His Nutzoid Summit, Trump Admits He Stares at Twitter Instead of Working

[babylonsister]

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2019/07/at-his-nutzoid-summit-trump-admits-he.html


The Rude Pundit
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7/12/2019
At His Nutzoid Summit, Trump Admits He Stares at Twitter Instead of Working


Yesterday, Donald Trump, who I occasionally feel nauseated remembering is still the president of the United States, hosted what was billed as a Social Media Summit at the White House. What really happened is that Trump invited a range of conservative idiots, inveterate assholes, festering fucknuts, conspiracy crazies, and Charlie Kirk to sit around and tell Trump how awesome he is while he reciprocated and then whined about them being censored. It was like when you go visit your grandpa and he's invited all his old racist friends over. Actually, it wasn't "like that." It pretty much was that, with the added bonus of villainous walrus Sebastian Gorka going apeshit on reporters.

Honestly, if intelligence could create energy, the vortex from the absence of it would have swallowed the Rose Garden.

In his completely insane remarks after the summit, where, one presumes, Trump walked around with his dick out and asked each of them to yank, telling them, "One of you is getting a special surprise" as circus music played and a shirtless Mick Mulvaney cackled in the corner as he pinched his nipples bloody, Trump completely missed the point of the "free" part of "free speech," saying, "Free speech is not when you see something good, and then you purposely write bad. To me, that’s very dangerous speech, and you become angry at it. But that’s not free speech." Freedom, to Trump, means free to agree with him.

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Then he revealed that he tweets just because he likes to see his shit on TV. Trump slurred, "I said watch, I’m going to do this. And I said, 'We recognize the Golan Heights as being part of Israel.' It was a big thing. I go, watch this: boom! I press it, and within two seconds: 'We have breaking news.' John Roberts of Fox was over. He said, 'We have breaking news. Please, break it up.' Doesn’t matter what they’re talking about, John does it. He breaks it up." Beyond obviously not understanding what the word "breaking" means in "breaking news," that's some scary shit right there. It's some fin de siecle megalomaniacal fuckery, like a cruel, inbred king executing a servant because he can.

So Trump, again, ostensibly the leader of the free world, says that he wastes his days thinking of tweets to fuck with the flow of the news cycle and watches to see how much people love him. Add to that his daily viewing of Fox and Friends and whatever fucking nonsense One America has on, and, really, except when he's in front of the cameras telling us shit like "You know, there’s a word called 'communism,'" except when he's glad-handing dictators and right-wing crazies and congressional fellaters, he's not doing a goddamn thing at his job.

It's pathetic. It's pathetic that he cares so much about his shitty tweets. And it's pathetic that I'm fucking relieved that he's so lazy and incompetent.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. 'Villainous walrus'

[spanone]

2. as funny as the Rude Pundit is, there was nothing funny about what went on in the rose garden.

Insanity reigns.

[Grasswire2]

3. It wasn't just insanity.

It was a direct attack on legitimate press.

[spanone]

4. and a direct attack on the first amendment.

[Mc Mike]

5. This part:

"Then he revealed that he tweets just because he likes to see his shit on TV. Trump slurred, "I said watch, I’m going to do this. And I said, 'We recognize the Golan Heights as being part of Israel.' It was a big thing. I go, watch this: boom! I press it, and within two seconds: 'We have breaking news.' John Roberts of Fox was over. He said, 'We have breaking news. Please, break it up.' Doesn’t matter what they’re talking about, John does it. He breaks it up." Beyond obviously not understanding what the word "breaking" means in "breaking news," that's some scary shit right there. It's some fin de siecle megalomaniacal fuckery, like a cruel, inbred king executing a servant because he can.

So Trump, again, ostensibly the leader of the free world, says that he wastes his days thinking of tweets to fuck with the flow of the news cycle..."

I noticed that he pulls this every weekend, heavily. He pulls it on Friday to disrupt the news cycle, then he pulls it on Sat and Sun, then on Monday more news of him pulling it will come out. That way the whole weekend we're dealing with the reality of his existence and his 'empowerment'.

[IcyPeas]

6. here he is SAYING it on the George Stephanopoulos interview re Twitter

(fast forward to about 5:55)

?t=343

[Scurrilous]

7. K&R

[smirkymonkey]

8. K&R

Never in a million years did I think a Trump administration would descend to this level of insanity and fucknuttery, but here we are. And it can only get worse.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. a K&R for being your naughty self, babylonsister. LOL!