Turns out there weren't airports back then

[struggle4progress]

By Gillian Brockell
July 5 at 12:00 PM

... Historians .. were not impressed. One likened the speech to “an angry grandpa reading a fifth grader’s book report on American military history” ...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/07/05/turns-out-there-werent-airports-back-then/?utm_term=.1a4712ff3b0c&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1

[Towlie]

1. Now he claims "it was hard to read the teleprompter in the rain."

In other words, Trump doesn't even pay attention to what he's reading, he just reads it. If someone could just hack into his teleprompter they could make him say whatever they want.

[dchill]

2. "it was hard to read the teleprompter in the rain..."

...so I just said some stuff I already learned from Sean Hannity.

[struggle4progress]

3. The text posted by the White House says "It took over the airports." So I'll assume

that's what was on the teleprompter

[dflprincess]

4. Then someone needs to hack his teleprompter and add the words

"I resign effective right now."

[Jim__]

6. And if you can't read the teleprompter, how could you know there were no airports ...

... back in the Revolutionary War days? C'mon, let's give the poor guy a break!

[Liberal In Texas]

5. TelePrompter operator to be shot at sunrise.

That's how his buddies Kim and Putin and Duterte and Mohammed bin something or the other and Benji from Israel and the Nazi from Hungary would do it.