Precisely what would happen if in his July 4th farce speech

[malaise]

the Con announced that he was King of the United States.

Discuss

[onenote]

1. Why would we discuss something so stupid?

[Runningdawg]

8. You mean as stupid as him being elected POTUS in the first place?

He wouldn't do it from the stump. We wake up one morning to the sound of one of those Emergency POTUS texts saying martial law has been declared, congress and the SCOUTS have been disbanded and the purge begins. 1/3 of America will be dead before sundown.

[HAB911]

2. I don't think even he is there yet

just a little more time........

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I don't think he would use the word "king," but

whatever words fall out of his mouth will be an ode to his own greatness and will imply total and permanent power.

[smirkymonkey]

5. I think it would be something more like "Great Leader".

In his mind he would be thinking "king" but he would use a much subtler term, because even he isn't that crazy.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. I think it would be more like "President for Life" because you've made me your favorite president.

[Brawndo]

6. I would do my part in demonstrating what traditionally happens when a king tries to rule America

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Even some kings in many actual monarchies haven't always fared well.

[Brawndo]

9. Now where is the guillotine emoji?