Chicago Server Denies Spitting At Eric Trump "He's not my type"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

A server at a Chicago restaurant whom Eric Trump accused of spitting at him has emphatically denied that she did any such thing.

“He’s not my type.”

Police investigating the incident say fingering the culprit is complicated by the fact that there are so many potential suspects with a strong motive.

“There are tens of millions of them, including most of the other tables in the restaurant.”

http://www.breakingburgh.com/chicago-server-denies-spitting-at-eric-trump-hes-not-my-type/

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Ohhhh...good one, a great response!!! Ha ha...nothing like a server scorned!!! NT

[stillcool]

2. sweet...

I don't get the Gary Busey part.

They are also considering it could be the act of someone with a grudge against Gary Busey who decided to take it out on what they thought was a close relative.

“You don’t get to be Gary Busey for over seventy years without making some enemies.”

The investigation continues.

??

[BlueStater]

3. Some people think Eric physically resembles Gary Busey more than his own daddy.

Hence the joke.

[emulatorloo]

7. Busey was a contestant on Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice", maybe that's the connection?

[BlueStater]

4. I was disappointed when I found out the link was just a parody.

I knew that comment was way too good to have actually happened in real life.

[TruckFump]

5. LMAO!!!!!!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. "There are tens of millions of them, including most of the other tables in the restaurant."