Does anyone here have a plan to deal with Mitch McConnell?

[milestogo]

[pangaia]

1. I DO !!!!!!!!!!

[msongs]

3. is it legal ? hmmm nt

[pangaia]

5. LOL who cares...

[trueblue2007]

16. my plan. Be a Vampire w/ time machine and go back in time and BITE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! .. Lol ....

I have been reading toooooooooooooooo many paranormal romance novels. but they keep me away from Trump hating etc.

[ProudLib72]

17. You want to make him IMMORTAL?!?!?!?!

[trueblue2007]

20. no.... i'd suck all the blood and he would BE. NO. MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

understand the way this vampire story ends now ?????

[ProudLib72]

23. Blech! I don't know what's running through his veins, but it isn't blood

More like antifreeze.

But it's the thought that counts.

[Meadowoak]

30. Embalming fluid would be my guess.

[trueblue2007]

38. Look, in PARANORMAL FICTION. The (GOOD) vamps, weres and other supernaturals gotta do tough stuff

sometimes. I know that sucking McConnell's blood would be horrible. He is a horrible person, a traitor and his blook would taste like crap.
in MY Paranormal fantasy, I would travel back in time and suck his blood .... all of it for the good of the people.
in my fantasy ( I had a dream about this ..... lol) After I bit McConnell, I'd bite the 2 rotten supreme court justices, paul ryan, issa, other rotten house lawmakers, senators and the ending would be ....... bite Trump. their lives g.o.n.e.

the happy ending was Hillary won.
I wish.


I'd do it too. Give me a time machine, make me a vampire and like Jackie Gleason says ................... AWAY WE GO !!!

[Wounded Bear]

24. He already obviously can't see himself in a mirror...

[DBoon]

36. Too late

I believe he already is a vampire. He has shown he has no soul.

ON EDIT: deliver an extra large pizza loaded with garlic to him

[edhopper]

2. Chuck Todd

is such a Dick.

[MontanaMama]

31. We need t-shirts that say

just exactly that.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. He's a turtle and eats lettuce. Unfortunately, the type of lettuce he eats is slang for cash.

[pangaia]

6. Is todd stealing all the time from Rachael, or is it just me?

[StarfishSaver]

7. They completely normalize McConnell and then demand Democrats explain how to deal with him

It would help if the media started putting pressure on McConnell and his fellow Republicans to explain themselves.

[IggleDuer]

8. Investigate his wife.

N/t

[Brother Buzz]

9. I'll supply the post hole digger

[edhopper]

10. McConnell is dirty as hell

he is up to his ass in Russian graft.

Investigate the hell out of him. And his criminal wife too.

[Golden Raisin]

13. Dirty and just plain evil. Sadly, enough

citizens of Kentucky seem to have no problem with re-electing him every time he runs.

[bdamomma]

34. Kentuckians

have to take this man out, out of office that is. Him and his wife can have separate cells too.

[smirkymonkey]

11. Oh yes!

I do. I can't say what it is though. Might get me a visit from Agent Mike.

[ecstatic]

12. He must be defeated. Isn't there anyone famous who's willing to move to Kentucky?

Anyone?

[Initech]

15. Maybe we could convince Ashley Judd to run?

Just a thought...

[ecstatic]

18. Does she have a home there?

I think it's worth a try. I'll ask her on twitter. LOL!

[bdamomma]

43. How About

these Kentuckians,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Johnny Depp, and George Clooney???

Here's a list


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Kentucky

[Initech]

14. Elect enough people in the senate to get a solid majority and a new SML?

Wishful thinking but it could happen!

[ooky]

19. No. Unfortunately winning the majority is the only realistic option.

[kentuck]

21. The DNC should run a stealth ad campaign in Kentucky.

Mitch is vulnerable, in my opinion.

[Wounded Bear]

25. We need a really, really good candidate...

and some dirty tricks to get his ass out.

[DBoon]

37. I won't suggest spreading malicious unfounded rumors about Mitch

That would be unethical

[Poiuyt]

40. Some people have said that he's paid for several abortions of his Hispanic mistresses

It's okay because he was high on meth at the time. He didn't know what he was doing.

[DBoon]

41. That's terrible!

We have to tell everyone about this so they know how false this accusation is.

Isn't that how it works?

[SoCalDem]

22. contagious disease? n/t

[maxsolomon]

26. 1. Defeat him in 2020

2. Failing that, make him Minority Leader.
3. Keep the same rules he's imposed this Congress regarding the Filibuster.
4. Shove Liberal Judges down the GOP's throat. "Force" retirements where possible.
5. Failing that, wait for his looming death from Corrosion of the Soul. I hear it usually happens before one is 90. 11 years.

[ValidateThis]

27. If only we had a plan!

I knew we were missing something! Surely someone here has that plan and we will be good to go once Mitch is gone in a few weeks.

Can't believe we didn't think of trying a plan!

[jberryhill]

28. .

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Don't let him out of his little dish with the plastic palm tree

and overfeed him lettuce.

[3catwoman3]

35. Feed him house flies.

More appropriate - he's full of shit and flies love shit.

[davsand]

32. Plastic Tarp? Check. Axe. Check. Coveralls? Check.

Yeah. I have a plan. Not saying it's a GOOD plan, but it is a plan, nonetheless.

Whatta you all doing Sunday afternoon?


__________

Disclaimer: I wish no physical harm to anyone. If Agent Mike is reading here, please disregard the text above.


Laura

[Maine-i-acs]

33. Run George Clooney against hom

He has Kentucky roots and a political dad.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

39. Not that I've heard

The obvious one is to make sure he doesn't win his re-election in 2020 or, barring that, make sure that he isn't Majority Leader at least. Him being completely gone from the Senate would be one of the best things that could happen to our country (second only to getting rid of Trump)

[bdamomma]

42. I would have

him under surveillance 24/7.