Sometimes the jokes just write themselves

[CatWoman]

Bagpipe Bill: Watch AG Barr Bust Out Scotland the Brave With a Full Band at U.S. Attorneys Conference

Link to tweet

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/bagpipe-bill-watch-ag-barr-bust-out-scotland-the-brave-with-a-full-band-at-u-s-attorneys-conference/

[StarfishSaver]

1. Isn't that "Spirit of Liberty" behind him?

You know - the statute that John Ashcroft ordered covered up because she was nekkid?

[Aristus]

5. The breast is bared again! Oh, my sainted HAT!

John Ashcroft is gonna shit!

[JaneQPublic]

2. That's how he got in practice to work for Trump (nt)

[MLAA]

3. With or without the pipes, he just blows hot air.

[k8conant]

4. OMG - That ruins it for the Alma College Scots...

I am a 1971 Alma College graduate.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. I have witnessed Bill Barr playing the bagpipes in the Eighties.

His wife's brother was getting married and he and I were at the wedding and reception. And there he was in kilts, playing the bagpipe.