Fuck Me! Trump had to be talked into

[busterbrown]

standing down on Iran...You can bet your last dime that he has no idea of the many intricacies which influence Iran's policies both domestic or foreign. Someone near or in the White House must have sat him down and explained exactly what he was getting into.. The Dumb fuck couldn't find a penny in a small bowel of quarters

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's true, but

do you keep quarters in your small bowel? It's a good thing we don't need quarters for pay phones any more because it would be really awkward to have to get them out of there every time you wanted to make a call.



.... sorry....

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. I actually think he had no idea what to do and since Putin went on worldwide TV and ordered

him not to attack, all is fine.

He came up with the rogue general story an hour later.

I dont know why the media wont mention this.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Reports have said Putin

was yelling about this for the best part of four hours. My guess is once Oman warned Iran,their Missile defense systems locked on preprogrammed Targets and the Spook Satellites figured out that there would be one hell of a shit show if they allowed Ponzi Don to move forward.

[WhiteTara]

4. Putin told him NO